A US lawyer has apparently boasted that he is a criminal in a bid to attract clients.

Richard Peacock, Mr Peacock to you, runs the Peacock Law Group in South Carolina. Going by his website, he is either occupying a very niche position in the market or in dire need of a proofreader:



Mr Peacock proceeds to spell his name incorrectly as he advertises his experience representing anyone charged with "Breadking" or intent to "districute".

That's very districute, Breadking. You're under arrest.

Mr Peacock also has a stern instruction for those who are married: get divorced.

Mr Peacock not being a criminal, yesterday

Having set out his stall so well, Mr Peacock appears to have decided to just slap at the keyboard with the palms of his hands.



Anyone who wishes to instruct Mr Peacock can visit his office, which is in 1853:



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