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Muggy Meg
Posted - 25 June 2018 21:00
Ellie will start sniffing around Sam and Alex will lose his sh*t.

Not sure it is getting tense for the others, it's like couple city in there.
Phoebe Caulfield
Posted - 25 June 2018 21:11
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I am watching!

Just call me mystic meg about Ellie
Wellington
Posted - 25 June 2018 21:24
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Ffs, Ellie moaning about lack of spark.

Doesn’t she realise middleclass men don’t create spark?

We are the ones who girls settle for once they’ve finished shagging all the hot poor / uneducated people

Muggy Mike
Posted - 25 June 2018 21:29
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I find his lack of chat disturbing
Phoebe Caulfield
Posted - 25 June 2018 21:33
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Nando’s
Phoebe Caulfield
Posted - 25 June 2018 21:34
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Mitionary
Muggy Mike
Posted - 25 June 2018 21:38
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200!
At 22?!

Blimey
Phoebe Caulfield
Posted - 25 June 2018 21:39
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Think that a bit on the low side MM?
Wellington
Posted - 25 June 2018 21:40
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Yeh 200 in Newcastle though.

That’s the same as about 7 from Berkshire.
Muggy Mike
Posted - 25 June 2018 21:42
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surprised it hasn’t fallen off tbh
Muggy Mike
Posted - 25 June 2018 21:57
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Jesus Alex, let it fvcking go
Wellington
Posted - 25 June 2018 22:05
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Alex is one more rejection from going full Michael Douglas in Falling Down.
Muggy Mike
Posted - 25 June 2018 22:07
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It Megan moves in on Wes I fear for us all
Laura to go fvcking postal
Wellington
Posted - 25 June 2018 22:08
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Which will be epically brilliant.

Meghan is a proper predator, could have any bloke in that house. Seeing that little bitch Eyal cry will be ace.
Phoebe Caulfield
Posted - 25 June 2018 22:21
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I am excited for tomorrow’s episode!

Can’t wait for Laura to go mad
Balthazar Bratt
Posted - 26 June 2018 08:42
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When does it finish and how long is the gap between them?
GwenllianJones
Posted - 26 June 2018 08:53
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200 what?
Parsnip
Posted - 26 June 2018 09:00
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Adam said last week that he had been in a relationship for 8 months once
if he had been sexually active for 5 years (at 22) and has had 200 women, thats about one every 10 days - doesnt sound like they come back for more. i wonder what he's doing wrong

alex has lost the plot. he will lose the public if he gets moody because ellie doesnt fancy him. he should have said somethign short to her and left it - its not her fault.

laura would be a better match with alex

eyal is tedious. he has no chat. if he wasnt good looking he'd be a virgin.

meghan could have any man in there - wes is a good move

ellie is going to get it on with sam

alex will be gone by the end of the week.
Parsnip
Posted - 26 June 2018 09:25
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"i think we have a connection" fonders
Muggy Meg
Posted - 26 June 2018 09:29
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You two doing bits yet?

Do people think Alex can turn this into a TV career? Seems that he is gunning for the next TC doc type thing.
Muggy Meg
Posted - 26 June 2018 09:32
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Adam could easily be doing one a week just going out on the Toon. And if he's a trainer, he will have all the clients to plunder as well.

Stunned surprise from the villa that Alex was on 30.
Parsnip
Posted - 26 June 2018 09:34
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Alex shouldve written "with anyone else" when guessing ellie's favorite position.

the "how many people have you sexed" was a great way of creating awkwardness. Meghan annoyed by eyal assuming she's shagged 37 blokes when its only 20. is 37 that different from 20?
Incakenito
Posted - 26 June 2018 09:36
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Alex is making a bit of a dick of himself but Ellie did play him very well. Was very odd of her to tell Sam bird that she wanted to give it a go with Alex and then climb into bed and roll over deciding there was no chemistry. The problem with Alex is that in A&E he’s a gorgeous doctor but in love island he is completely incompatible with any of these women who have come in who want someone sexy and confident which Alex is lacking in the villa (I bet he was confident prior to coming in).

Meghan is awful : she is going to send Laura loopy loo. I like laura but think she’s fallen too hard for Wes and he is losing interest as she becomes more needy and insecure.

Where do you even begin with Meghans I’m so innocent stance...

Jack is just lovely.
Muggy Meg
Posted - 26 June 2018 09:38
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Wes was class in the pick fault with your partner thing. Laura probably expected "clipping toenails in bed" or something and got "arrogance and ignorance" instead, lol.

I didn't even think he could do such long words tbh. They are sooo badly suited, everyone sees it but them.
Muggy Meg
Posted - 26 June 2018 09:41
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Do we think Ellie played Alex though? She doesn't seem like a khunt and she hasn't been looking elsewhere. I think maybe the whole villa thing is doing her head in.

As you say, none of these girls are going to click with him. it's what Samira was trying to tell him the other day but couldn't spell out.
The_ Italian_Guy
Posted - 26 June 2018 09:48
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Ellie 100% played/used Alex. Love how Alex explained it.

"So she only realised that she was not sexually attracted to me once she got into bed with me!"

He should have been a lawyer. Good man. Not so good with the women. Tbf Ellie is way to hot for him. She is also pretty thick though.
The_ Italian_Guy
Posted - 26 June 2018 09:50
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too*
12
Posted - 26 June 2018 10:17
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Ellie has played the game to stay in, and should front up about it especially after Alex exposed that pretty quickly. Alex just won't be attractive to these women, because he has no game.

Laura is mental. Properly expects to be treated like a princess and thinks she's the bee's knees. Wes comes across really well (how is he only 20???).

Meghan and Eyal lack chemistry because he's vaguely intelligent and she isn't. Her strop last night was tradge.

Parsnip
Posted - 26 June 2018 10:23
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12 m8. i r8 u but seriously you can't think eyal is anything other than a prize c0ck
The_ Italian_Guy
Posted - 26 June 2018 10:24
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None of the birds seem even marginally bright. Coincidence that both Rosie and Alex, the only 2 professionals there don't seem to have been able to fit in? I think not. Intelligence attracts intelligence.
I don't feel like dancewang
Posted - 26 June 2018 10:25
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I think there has been a lot of creativity with the ages tbh, this is worse than when they cast Grease
The_ Italian_Guy
Posted - 26 June 2018 10:29
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Likewise, thickness attracts thickness.
.....Meh
Posted - 26 June 2018 10:31
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Hahahaha at being offended at someone suggesting she'd slept with 37 when she's only slept with 20.
Wellington
Posted - 26 June 2018 11:08
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i'd like to know Jayerz thoughts on Adam slotting 200 by the age of 22.
Wellington
Posted - 26 June 2018 11:09
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Meghan and Eyal lack chemistry because he's vaguely intelligent

heh @ intelligent

He's a thick a mince and talks only in gap yah wanker cliches
12
Posted - 26 June 2018 11:20
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Panic not Snippers, Eyal is indeed a turbonob, but I don't think it's controversial to say he's more intelligent than Meghan. Or maybe it's a pretence, either way there's a gulf.
12
Posted - 26 June 2018 11:21
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I've also been amused at Rosie saying how she works 18 hour days as a lawyer.

As an NQ. At Just Costs. In Manchester.

No m8, no no no.
The_ Italian_Guy
Posted - 26 June 2018 11:23
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I've started following Rosie on IG. Anyone got a problem with that?
12
Posted - 26 June 2018 11:27
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She'd probably be a lot prettier without all that makeup. Made her and Hayley look like drag queens.
The_ Italian_Guy
Posted - 26 June 2018 11:29
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She's clearly had a lot of work done on her face. She looks like a completely different person if you look at some of her earlier pics on IG. Less plasticky.
Muggy Mike
Posted - 26 June 2018 13:45
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Adam jumped the shark last night. Seemed quite nasty.

PR disaaaaster dahlink
Wellington
Posted - 26 June 2018 13:48
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you mean Alex Mike?
Muggy Mike
Posted - 26 June 2018 13:51
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Oh yeah, soz.

Their names are too similar actually, another reason for Alex to go
minkie
Posted - 26 June 2018 13:51
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I watched this last night for the first time.
Surprised they all took in their stride this questionning in public of sexual history. But actually no, it didnt work did it, clear double standards re number of sexual partners men and women.
Wellington
Posted - 26 June 2018 14:05
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wasn't enough slut shaming imho
12
Posted - 26 June 2018 14:12
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Double standards? The only person who cared what an answer was was Meghan.

Alex isn't nasty, it's fair enough to point out that Ellie knew she wasn't attracted to him prior to the recoupling, and so the 'give it a chance' dance appears to have been a defensive 'don't want to go home' move. It's also fair enough she's not into him.
Wellington
Posted - 26 June 2018 21:16
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Meghan has just sacked of Eyal.

It was brilliant.
Muggy Mike
Posted - 26 June 2018 21:20
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Moved onto Wes

She had better sleep with one eye open
Wellington
Posted - 26 June 2018 21:27
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Hide your bunnies, the Scottish widow is going to go on the rampage.
Muggy Mike
Posted - 26 June 2018 21:34
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Yeah she totes pied him off

Him and Alex talking about what ‘nice guys’ they are

Megan about to kiss Wes in some challenge

*locks self in nuclear bunker*
Phoebe Caulfield
Posted - 26 June 2018 21:41
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I think we should play snog, marry, pie at ROF summer drinks
Wellington
Posted - 26 June 2018 21:44
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Megan laying the moves on Wes.

It’s going to go off!
Phoebe Caulfield
Posted - 26 June 2018 21:45
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I would snog you Fonders
Wellington
Posted - 26 June 2018 21:46
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Best game ever.
Wellington
Posted - 26 June 2018 22:02
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Why would you stick with a ropey old Scottish bird when there is some premium totty throwing herself at you?

Can we get a opinion from Clergs’ bloke?
Rhamnousia
Posted - 26 June 2018 22:06
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HEH u dick
Incakenito
Posted - 26 June 2018 22:09
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Meghan is quite terrifying - like a female sociopath.
Muggy Mike
Posted - 26 June 2018 22:10
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I think Megan was built in a lab somewhere
Muggy Mike
Posted - 26 June 2018 22:11
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It would not surprise me for a second if Laura torched the place when everyone was asleep in it
Incakenito
Posted - 26 June 2018 22:12
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Yes!! Also big warning bells when she says she doesn’t have female friends.

Poor Laura.
minkie
Posted - 26 June 2018 22:14
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I’d sack Laura off for the language alone.
Yeah I know Im too old for this cobblers
Incakenito
Posted - 26 June 2018 22:16
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I like laura.

I hate Meghan.
minkie
Posted - 26 June 2018 22:17
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He didnt look very happy with how things turned out did he.
Incakenito
Posted - 26 June 2018 22:19
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Meghan was stifling giggles. She is appalling. I liked the fact laura called her a slag.
.....Meh
Posted - 26 June 2018 22:20
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Tbf, they've been dysfunctional for a while now though. I couldn't cope with her going off on one all the time.
Muggy Mike
Posted - 26 June 2018 22:21
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Laura has the crazy eyes -he’s much better off out, it was a bit mother-son really
Phoebe Caulfield
Posted - 26 June 2018 22:26
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Why on earth did Laura call Meghan a slag?

Also, I don't see what Meghan did was wrong. Of course it should have been Wes who spoke to Luara rather than Meghan
Wellington
Posted - 26 June 2018 22:30
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Meg is class. And totally hot.

Unfortunately she will almost certainly get voted out now because of this.

Wes to crawl back to Laura and in her middle aged desperation she will take him back
Incakenito
Posted - 26 June 2018 22:34
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Meghan has been totally sly, she got him in a corner and told him to kiss her etc. She then smirked all the way through the dumping.

Wes is a decent guy I think. He can do better than both of them. Have to say Laura is clearly losing it in there but I like her.

Anyway maybe it’s finally getting interesting.
Muggy Meg
Posted - 27 June 2018 08:04
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Quite impressed that Whehz didn't get his tongue on when it was on a plate but didn't take much for him to flip did it?

Laura has clearly been torched by khunts in the past.

Ellie showed a different side in the pie game with Sam didn't she?
Muggy Mike
Posted - 27 June 2018 08:12
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Don’t blame Wes at all tbh - if that’s what Laura is like with him after 3 weeks imagine what she’d be like after 3 years.
*shudders*

Could perhaps have managed the transition in a better way but that’s what you get if you ask Adam for advice I suppose
Wellington
Posted - 27 June 2018 08:33
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The only thing Wes is guilty of is talking a lot of crap. I liked his whole "i've been reevaluating our relationship and thinking about it all day" when actually a hot bird, who puts out, has come on to him 5 minutes ago.

It was the same when Ellie told him to back off and he went back to Laura and said some bollocks about drawing a line in the sand and choosing her.
Wellington
Posted - 27 June 2018 08:34
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Alex / Ellie or Megan / Eyal to leave tonight for me Clive.
Muggy Meg
Posted - 27 June 2018 08:48
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It looked like Eyal makes a play for Ellie. If so, that's twice he has mugged his best m8 Alex for a bird.

Rank out of order I say.
Wellington
Posted - 27 June 2018 08:51
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Blokes like Eyal don't have mates. Literally zero knowledge or concept of man code.
The_ Italian_Guy
Posted - 27 June 2018 09:37
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In his defence though, Alex has no chance whatsoever with Ellie, so staying away from her is just a waste of a perfectly slammable hottie no?
Incakenito
Posted - 27 June 2018 10:22
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People are sheep. Now that Sam has Sam, Adam fancies her. As Alex was friend zoned immediately no girls want to touch him. Alex needs to realise he only had two options of Samira or Ellie and had he chosen Samira he would have cock blocked the Sam and Sam romance.

Laura made a massive mistake of telling the girls how good Wes was in bed and that he has a massive willy. Red rag to a bull for Megan.
Phoebe Caulfield
Posted - 27 June 2018 20:04
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ONE HOUR TO GO

I hope it will be like last year where the islanders get to pick who goes.

I have already started on the beer in excitement
Wellington
Posted - 27 June 2018 20:41
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Unnecessary spoiler fonders. I might have to pie you for that.
Muggy Mike
Posted - 27 June 2018 21:16
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Megan throwing Samira under the bus
Phoebe Caulfield
Posted - 27 June 2018 21:18
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I was waiting for the Samira comments to come back

Shut up Luara, you are boring
Phoebe Caulfield
Posted - 27 June 2018 21:22
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Eyal, stop getting involved

You are not needed in the villa
Muggy Mike
Posted - 27 June 2018 21:37
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‘You can go now’

Jesus. Run Wes. And don’t stop.
Phoebe Caulfield
Posted - 27 June 2018 21:41
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*cringe*
Phoebe Caulfield
Posted - 27 June 2018 21:43
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Ooooo Ellie, I didn’t like you before. I hate you more now
Martian Law
Posted - 27 June 2018 21:45
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Flackers ./.

Until it fell off
Phoebe Caulfield
Posted - 27 June 2018 21:59
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Will Adam walk out?
Wellington
Posted - 27 June 2018 22:01
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Well Zara is taking this well.

Wtf were the blokes thinking sacking her off? Ellie had to go for me Clive.
Wellington
Posted - 27 June 2018 22:03
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6 new blokes and 6 new birds?

Bring it on!
Phoebe Caulfield
Posted - 27 June 2018 22:05
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I reckon the boys assumed the girls would send Adam home
Muggy Mike
Posted - 27 June 2018 22:37
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Wonder how many minutes it will take Adam to get over Zara...

Sad to see her go though, she was a pwopa sawt
YossarianFriday
Posted - 27 June 2018 22:42
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Perfect timing for Adam. Single now and six new beauties in. Zara May be waiting for him but I can’t see it being long before he is with a new girl or indeed girls. They should have booted out Alex and Ellie.
Muggy Meg
Posted - 28 June 2018 08:15
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I keep hearing that Adam's ex is going to turn up.
Incakenito
Posted - 28 June 2018 08:47
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Tactically the boys were quite stupid : why would you vote Adam’s girl off? Means you have a lot more competition if he is on the market.

I don’t think he’ll remember Zara in a day.

Glad both went as they weren’t adding much. Wouldn’t have been bothered to see Ellie or Alex go either.
Parsnip
Posted - 28 June 2018 09:35
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The DM has profiled the newbies
Muggy Meg
Posted - 28 June 2018 10:07
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Glad that the bogbrush got flushed but from their reasoning I don't see why Alex was kept. He has been pied by everyone and mugged off by his "m8". He really is a waste of space in the villa - he won't be doing bits and he won't be getting proper aggro. Samira is the same, should have her 20s confiscated from her, go str8 to 35. U r on my telly luv, u need to perform.

It's interesting how a collective morality develops in a closed society, Wehz parading his new bird past the old to the daybed almost immediately met with universal condemnation. And heh at both of their apologies which were nothing of the kind.
The_ Italian_Guy
Posted - 28 June 2018 16:20
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Meghan is already reportedly bores with Wed following the entry of the new set of dudes! Just keeping you lot up to date yeh. Gr8 sho

The_ Italian_Guy
Posted - 28 June 2018 16:20
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bored*
Wellington
Posted - 28 June 2018 21:00
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9.15? Wtaf

I want love island now.
minkie
Posted - 28 June 2018 21:24
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By staying in the villa Adam is pretty much saying he is ditching Zara, theres no point him staying otherwise, he cant win unless he couples up.
Incakenito
Posted - 28 June 2018 21:27
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Just saw on twitter she has written an absolutely cringey Instagram post: as if they’ve been dating for months not ten days and that she has found true love etc...

I give him 24 hours of mourning...
Phoebe Caulfield
Posted - 28 June 2018 21:28
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They knew eachother before she went in, so there is more to it than just LI, but yes she is cringe and naive
YossarianFriday
Posted - 28 June 2018 21:36
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Megan is apparently ‘shy’.
Groot
Posted - 28 June 2018 21:39
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Who is the fvcking idiot who always has a topknot making her look like a topknot
Phoebe Caulfield
Posted - 28 June 2018 21:40
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Why have they all shaved their chests!

I like hair
Wellington
Posted - 28 June 2018 21:41
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Some reet northern lads coming on!
Wellington
Posted - 28 June 2018 21:41
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“I’m a socialite”

Er say what now?
Phoebe Caulfield
Posted - 28 June 2018 21:43
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Visually, Alex is my favourite new boy
YossarianFriday
Posted - 28 June 2018 21:45
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What do socialite’s do? Doesn’t sound push enough.
Wellington
Posted - 28 June 2018 21:54
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The Scottish Widow is delighted to have some new prey
Phoebe Caulfield
Posted - 28 June 2018 21:56
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Adam is SO OPEN
Groot
Posted - 28 June 2018 21:58
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Love the Essex girl who is spraying her knickers with deo
minkie
Posted - 28 June 2018 21:59
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Did Dani just spray perfume on her knickers and put them in her fella’s suitcase?!
Wellington
Posted - 28 June 2018 22:02
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Girls with loads of tattoos and piercings.

Gross.
minkie
Posted - 28 June 2018 22:04
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That Wes os such a d1ck, getting his excuses ready. Has about as much depth as a and onion crisp.
Wellington
Posted - 28 June 2018 22:07
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He’s 21 ffs.

What do you expect?
minkie
Posted - 28 June 2018 22:18
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He’s a free agent he can do what he likes. He doesnt need all the bullshit.
Incakenito
Posted - 28 June 2018 22:50
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“Meghans body is unreal”

Err yes.
student05
Posted - 29 June 2018 06:19
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Agree with cake.

The new girls none are super hot
Muggy Mike
Posted - 29 June 2018 07:28
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The new girls are a bit ropey tbf

New boys all over Megan like a cheap suit.
student05
Posted - 29 June 2018 08:02
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Some of the boys looked good looking, the women weren’t stunning
Wellington
Posted - 29 June 2018 08:34
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The new girls look like a hen party from some provincial town who you see stumbling out of t'spoons clutching penis shaped balloons.
GwenllianJones
Posted - 29 June 2018 10:12
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It really is amazing how far interest in Love Island has spread. It seems even my mid-50s choral-loving, cerebral non-ROFing lawyer chum has succumbed.
The_ Italian_Guy
Posted - 29 June 2018 10:26
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The new girls are really poor quality. About 2 brains cells between them all if that.
ShootyIsBack
Posted - 29 June 2018 13:23
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Think I speak for all of us, Italian guy, when I say: "You expected otherwise?"
Incakenito
Posted - 29 June 2018 13:59
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When the blonde girl said she fancied Alex it did make me think that was the reason she had managed to get on the show.

As for that Ellie, she is looking like a right bunny boiler going on the show. Sounds like they were never going out properly: quite funny that he managed to get rid of her to Adam saying that “you are what she’d go for”. I don’t think he’s going to stray from Dani.
Jorrocks
Posted - 29 June 2018 14:06
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Should I use Google to see who all these people are?

Is it worth it?
Muggy Mike
Posted - 29 June 2018 14:21
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I wouldn't Google Megan at work m7

But I would Google her
ShootyIsBack
Posted - 29 June 2018 17:13
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Serious question: Do you think that there is a team of PR people somewhere, high as kites, who came up with the "pied", "muggy", "extra" type language,and before going in, the contestants were told "Right, this is going to be the new hip lingo. We need you to use these words, OK?" and any who failed to learn them and apply them 24/7 during a trial period was rejected from the show?

Sergio Bogface
Posted - 30 June 2018 10:17
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@ Shooty - Basically, yes. Just not sure if they call themselves 'PR' or not.

The whole show is obviously scripted, which I think is a shame. 'Reality TV' shows like Big Brother (back in the day) or Bear Grylls The Island seemed more 'real' to me. This seems scripted in the way that Made In Chelsea is scripted, but is marketed as some sort of 'competition.' The difference with Made In Chelsea is that, imo the script writing was better and the 'acting' less wooden. That's not exactly a glowing endorsement.

Having said that, I am also glad that Eyal got binned.



Wellington
Posted - 01 July 2018 21:55
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Georgia is going to be suicidal when she see what her bloke has been up to
Hot Felon
Posted - 01 July 2018 22:33
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Hyoo, I seem to recall, used to be fond of the meaningless hip phrase
ShootyIsBack
Posted - 04 July 2018 17:27
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Yeah, but he's well muggy.

...

Did I use it right?