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Perfidious Porpoise
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Posted - 01 April 2018 14:46
I quite like the idea of (b), but I thought a typical English person when being tripped would apologise to the tripper --or did I read Kate Fox wrong?
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Tam
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shake him awake, scream in his face and then punch him
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Chambers
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He won't remember a thing about it once he wakes up, don't bother.
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Keef_
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Walk down the carriage again armed with precariously balanced hot drinks and a loose shoelace.
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emjayjay
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Hmmmmm... (b) does sound tempting- but leaving him to be the sad little toss that he is while you go on with being awesome without giving him a backward glance is probably the bigger win.
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Capt Haddock
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(a) - Easter spirit.
he is a git and a fuckhead. Not you.
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Elfi
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Tie his shoelaces together
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Keef_
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Os - i wasn’t quite thinking of the cafe seen from Layercake, but each to their own.
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Bloody Nora
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I think you missed your opportunity to deliberately trip over his feet and “accidentally” pour your coke into his lap.
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Unwalt
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Rape his soul
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Mr Sugden
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Was he the type of weasel faced smug little sh1t that would run into someone on his (road) illegal bike, kill them, tweet it wasn’t my fault and smirk all the way thru the hearing right up to the point when sentence was passed?
If yes, then i read somewhere that it is perfectly legit to stab him, provided you bought him a get well soon card within 7 days.
HTH.
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trumptonia
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Kick the little cheeky chappie square in the front bottom.
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camenbert
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It's not millenialism, it's spoiling for a fight... I'd leave it unless you want a fight...
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Tam
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Os you rose above it for precisely 36 minutes
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Ash89
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The guy is a dick regardless of generation. He also sounds drunk or under the influence.
Option B.
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3-ducks
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(c) apologise
Ps: I once did this myself to a toddler on a 'plane. Knocked the little ****er flying. Oops! Heh!
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3-ducks
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Hmmm. Seems a bit passive aggressive.
Either apologise or beat him up. That's the English way.
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student05
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Probably let it slide.
I have seen the alternate approach on a train from St Albans to st Pancras where a chap with loud music was asked by a commuter to turn it down or put his headphones on, said person replied **** off, what are you going to do about it. He was asked again, where the lad responded **** off you old see you next Tuesday. Next thing the old boy punches the kid clean in the face, with a nose bleed and got off at West Hampstead
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trumptonia
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Good work chap
Even better work guy on train to WH
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Perfidious Porpoise
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Were his friends asleep too when you put the note on him?
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Misshoolie
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As if this happened
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