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old git roundabout
Posted - 09 February 2018 12:03
adding a letter on the first one


234 sleeps till Christmas
Posted - 09 February 2018 12:03
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Play Fisty For Me
Fonders
Posted - 09 February 2018 12:05
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I’m implementing the OP artistic licence rule you khnunts
Martian Law
Posted - 09 February 2018 12:07
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Haven't we done this before?

The Jungle Cook
Top Gin
Forrest Gimp
The Magnificent Sven
Posted - 09 February 2018 12:07
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Sven in black.
234 sleeps till Christmas
Posted - 09 February 2018 12:10
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Das Boob
Fonders
Posted - 09 February 2018 12:11
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Of course we’ve done this before ML, RoF is just one massive groundhog merry go round.

Jamie Hamilton @ RoF
Posted - 09 February 2018 12:13
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Around the world in fighty days

Eight club
geniearse
Posted - 09 February 2018 12:37
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Green Bile
Not Too Fussy
Posted - 09 February 2018 12:42
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Jars
A 1ng 1ng time ago...
Posted - 09 February 2018 12:43
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Sliding Hoors

A heartwarming tale of amputee sex workers
Northern_Boy
Posted - 09 February 2018 12:53
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The Bitch Project

And thus, the seeds of Momentum were sown....
Cyprian
Posted - 09 February 2018 12:55
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Spar Wars, a long time ago in a corner shop really quite conveniently located...
Not Too Fussy
Posted - 09 February 2018 12:56
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damn you and your heh making, Wango
A 1ng 1ng time ago...
Posted - 09 February 2018 12:57
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Pulp Diction

In which John Travolta is taught received pronounciation
Spodric
Posted - 09 February 2018 12:59
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When the local sewage plant breaks down: Reservoir Logs

Spodric
Posted - 09 February 2018 13:00
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The Empire Strokes Back
A 1ng 1ng time ago...
Posted - 09 February 2018 13:03
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Star Wars IV: A New Pope

In which the death of John Paul I is revealed to have been a tragic incident on the Kessel Run
ShootyIsBack
Posted - 09 February 2018 14:00
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Star Wars VI: Return Of The Judi

Dame Dench does something star warsy. i dunno, i'm floundering here.
Like with so much of hollywood, the name came first, then the content.
like Alan Partridge's Monkey Tennis.
Ah ha!
Martian Law
Posted - 09 February 2018 14:03
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Legends of the Falk

Columbo takes a second job, reading bedtime stories to neighbourhood kids
A 1ng 1ng time ago...
Posted - 09 February 2018 14:05
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Star Wars I: The Phantom Menace

In which liam neeson and euan McGregor are unspeakably shyt, there's an annoying child, the most annoying character ever conceived projected in really shyt CGI and some absolute ladypart thought it was ok to let do a (sort of) Jamaican accent.
Fonders
Posted - 09 February 2018 14:10
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Paws

when Fido goes rogue

Fonders
Posted - 09 February 2018 14:12
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Token

I will look for you, I will find you, and I will put you in the most worthy community matters box at waitrose[i\]
Martian Law
Posted - 09 February 2018 14:12
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Beg

Tom Hanks is made homeless
Martian Law
Posted - 09 February 2018 14:14
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Pulp Faction

Bloodbath ensues when loggers strike
A 1ng 1ng time ago...
Posted - 09 February 2018 14:15
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Heh@token very good
Fonders
Posted - 09 February 2018 14:21
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Jurassic Lark

old birds do it better[i\]

Keith Talent
Posted - 09 February 2018 14:25
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The Loonies

A not very PC docu-drama set in Broadmoor
Gloopers
Posted - 09 February 2018 15:00
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The man with the golden gnu

James Bond meets the most frighteningly fearful feathery foe
Obadiah Hakeswill
Posted - 09 February 2018 15:29
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The Deported - A story of one Mexican's fight against a badly coiffured orangutan.

Martian Law
Posted - 09 February 2018 15:35
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Saving Mr Hanks

Private Ryan is deemed not as important as a multi-Oscar winner
harlequin01
Posted - 09 February 2018 15:40
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A Fish Called Wanka.

Documentary about a trout who's a khunt.

Obadiah Hakeswill
Posted - 09 February 2018 15:42
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The Lives of Athers - Thrilling documentary tracing the life and career of Michael "Cockroach" Atherton.
harlequin01
Posted - 09 February 2018 15:45
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Harry Gotther

Fantasy tale of a young wizard who kidnaps hookers.
The Udagawa file
Posted - 09 February 2018 15:46
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Shaving Private Ryan
Obadiah Hakeswill
Posted - 09 February 2018 15:49
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Inglourious Bastards - Based on the real-life story of a bunch of bored and lonely lawyers, who find love, friendship and the secret to interest rate calculations on an underpowered and user-unfriendly orange website.
harlequin01
Posted - 09 February 2018 15:51
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When Harry wet Sally
Le Chiffre
Posted - 09 February 2018 15:51
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The Codfather. The one where Al Pacino really overacts.
Obadiah Hakeswill
Posted - 09 February 2018 15:52
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The Golf of Wall Street - Sad old ugly fat bankers struggle to hit for 30 yards before fantasizing about being a world-famous sporting star in a menage a trois with Elin Nordgren and Lindsey Vonn.
Lears Fool
Posted - 09 February 2018 15:53
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The Defarted.

The story of an oirishman in new yoik struggling with but ultimately cured from alcohol induced flatulence.

It is unlikely that a sequel will follow through from where the first instalment left off.
volenti_nfi
Posted - 09 February 2018 15:56
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The wangs of New York

expose of the seedier side of male stripping in the capital city
Lears Fool
Posted - 09 February 2018 15:57
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Ferris Bueller's Gay Off.

It gets competitive.
Fonders
Posted - 09 February 2018 15:57
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Beauty and the Feast

Belle goes for a cheeky Nando’s
Obadiah Hakeswill
Posted - 09 February 2018 15:57
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La Laz Land - Laz charts his next career.
harlequin01
Posted - 09 February 2018 15:59
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Jurassic Parp

Gentically engineered dinosaur flatulence accelerates global warming, chokes humanity. Starring Vin Diesel.
Obadiah Hakeswill
Posted - 09 February 2018 15:59
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Match Me If You Can - Chambers challenges all-comers to a quiz of US sporting terminology
Fonders
Posted - 09 February 2018 16:01
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The Bach

Leo goes highbrow on his Thai holiday playlist
Posted - 09 February 2018 16:01
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Pretty Wogan

A story of an Irishman with proclivities
Lears Fool
Posted - 09 February 2018 16:02
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Bog Day Afternoon.

The story of one man dealing with the aftermath of nuclear poopageddon.
Keith Talent
Posted - 09 February 2018 16:03
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Get Farter - the search for phantom office guffer continues.
Fonders
Posted - 09 February 2018 16:03
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Followed by the sequel Bogma?
Fonders
Posted - 09 February 2018 16:04
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Farmageddon

The cows fight back
volenti_nfi
Posted - 09 February 2018 16:05
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Drainspotting

We join the workforce of Dynarod on a hilarious busman's holiday
Martian Law
Posted - 09 February 2018 16:05
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Toy torys

The backbenchers get caught with all manner of dildos
Keith Talent
Posted - 09 February 2018 16:05
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Dull Metal Jacket - boring Vietnam snore-fest.
Obadiah Hakeswill
Posted - 09 February 2018 16:06
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Annie Tall - Jayerz goes nuts when he discovers his blind date Angela is 6'1"
Obadiah Hakeswill
Posted - 09 February 2018 16:07
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The 500 Blows - Hoolie goes on a night out.

*Runs for cover*
Fonders
Posted - 09 February 2018 16:07
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The 40 year old merkin

Might want to give it a wash m5s
harlequin01
Posted - 09 February 2018 16:08
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Last Wango in Paris

Wang gets lost after a Six Nations match and misses the ferry.
Zero Gravitas
Posted - 09 February 2018 16:08
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Schindler's Pist - Slapstick comedy in which the jewish labourers attempt to keep Oskar's drunkenness from the comedy Allo Allo styles Nazis. Before being shepherded into the gas chambers and mercilessly executed.
Fonders
Posted - 09 February 2018 16:09
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Chicken Pun

Poulet the other one
Spodric
Posted - 09 February 2018 16:11
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Honey I spunk the kids - a paedo confesses


Fonders
Posted - 09 February 2018 16:12
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Finding Neo

Morpheus and The Oracle go on an adventure
Posted - 09 February 2018 16:15
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Ground Day

The true life story of a man who quit the rat race to became a hipster entrepreneur and started an organic ethically sourced burger stall attached to a microbrewery
Spodric
Posted - 09 February 2018 16:18
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Funding Nemo
- on return to the reef, Nemo reflects on his experience and decides he wants to study to become a dentist.
volenti_nfi
Posted - 09 February 2018 16:31
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Jurassic Kark

3rd rate geneticist tries to create a new wave of dinosaurs. They all die.
Keith Talent
Posted - 09 February 2018 16:32
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The Bungle Book - bedtime stories with everyone's favourite 70's children's TV show camp man-in-a-bear-suit character
volenti_nfi
Posted - 09 February 2018 16:37
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Ronan

Ex-boy band member goes on an epic car chase through Paris.
harlequin01
Posted - 09 February 2018 16:52
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Flatoon.

A meteorite hits Newcastle.
harlequin01
Posted - 09 February 2018 16:55
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Supersad.

A documentary following a day in the life of OGR. Watch him buy brown acrylic slacks in a Wolverhampton discount outlet, before going home to his scrapbook of dead brown people.
Spodric
Posted - 09 February 2018 16:59
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Full Mental Jacket

The sequal to Supersad. We follow OGR through trial, sentencing and life in the secure hospital.
volenti_nfi
Posted - 09 February 2018 17:00
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M*U*S*H

Hard hitting docudrama in the world of mechanically recovered meat
harlequin01
Posted - 09 February 2018 17:05
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Top Fun

Gee, like, flying planes and mens locker rooms are just like, wow, super fun times you guys!
Hal Incandenza
Posted - 09 February 2018 17:08
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It's a Fonderful Life

-------------------------END OF THREAD-------------------------------------------
harlequin01
Posted - 09 February 2018 17:11
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A Wank To Remember.
Wank The Line.
A Wank Among The Tombstones.
Wanking Tall.
Dead Man Wanking.
Keith Talent
Posted - 09 February 2018 17:12
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The 39 Sheps

John Noakes fans only.
harlequin01
Posted - 09 February 2018 17:16
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Dirty Barry

Hangs around the girls secondary school. Cuts holes his trouser pockets.
volenti_nfi
Posted - 09 February 2018 17:23
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Howard the cuck

libtard fowl takes on the alt-right mob
Fonders
Posted - 09 February 2018 17:26
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OMG Jayerz! I LOVE you <3 <3 <3
Hal Incandenza
Posted - 09 February 2018 18:12
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Tis a pleasure, notm6 /
harlequin01
Posted - 09 February 2018 20:31
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Pie Hard
Pie Hard 2: Pie Harder
Pie Hard 3: Pie Hard With A Vengeance
Buck
Posted - 09 February 2018 20:53
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The C[o]unt of Montecristo
harlequin01
Posted - 09 February 2018 20:55
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No C(o)untry for Old Men
Zero Gravitas
Posted - 09 February 2018 23:16
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Nothing has beat Top Gin imo
Incakenito
Posted - 10 February 2018 02:48
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Mannie

Daddy Warbucks tires of dealing with a precocious little ginger tap dancer and hires more staff.
Scylla
Posted - 10 February 2018 04:05
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The Habbit

A small, big hairy footed, underground hole dwelling creature develops a serious addiction to Class A drugs and hatches a plan to steal a dragons treasure to feed his unrelenting habit.

Enlists a wizard and some dwarves as his co-conspirators it all end in felony murder with the dragon's unlawfully killing.

Elfi
Posted - 10 February 2018 07:49
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Dambo

Cute elephant witch comically large ears unintentionally kills a police officer in self-defense by throwing a rock at a helicopter,
Elfi
Posted - 10 February 2018 07:55
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With, obvs
Elfi
Posted - 10 February 2018 07:58
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Old Yellen

A deeply moving story of a remarkable family and a wonderful homely old Chairman of the Fed
emjayjay
Posted - 10 February 2018 08:44
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Dong Day Afternoon - use your imagination
Elk - either a heartwarming story about searching for its dad in the big city or a horror flick about a large rabid creature goring the inhabitants of some icy town with its massive antlers
Bladen - a Geordie vampire goes to the races

Martian Law
Posted - 10 February 2018 08:47
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Head- a group of bank robbers, headed up by Bobby De Niro stop off for a massage
emjayjay
Posted - 10 February 2018 09:05
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Not the way I would have gone with that ML but fair play for taking the high road.
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Posted - 10 February 2018 11:09
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Jews

Just when you thought it was safe to go anywhere
Spodric
Posted - 10 February 2018 12:40
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Homo Alone
harlequin01
Posted - 10 February 2018 13:27
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The Cock.
harlequin01
Posted - 10 February 2018 13:28
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Bad Day At Black Cock.
harlequin01
Posted - 10 February 2018 13:29
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Cocky
harlequin01
Posted - 11 February 2018 13:11
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A worthy winner tbf.
Elfi
Posted - 11 February 2018 13:21
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The Cock, the Thief, his Wife and her Lover.

Same film though

[I]What you've got to realize is that the clever cook puts unlikely things together, like duck and orange, like pineapple and ham. It's called 'artistry'. You know, I am an artist the way I combine my business and my pleasure: Money's my business, eating's my pleasure and Georgie's my pleasure, too, though in a more private kind of way than stuffing the mouth and feeding the sewers, though the pleasures are related because the naughty bits and the dirty bits are so close together that it just goes to show how eating and sex are related. Georgie's naughty bits are nicely related, aren't they, Georgie?[/I]
Hal Incandenza
Posted - 11 February 2018 15:42
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Woodfellas - a journey of sexual awakening
Bubblybum
Posted - 12 February 2018 14:55
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Rim

Early Mel Gibson film in which a young retarded chap spends some time with an older lady
harlequin01
Posted - 12 February 2018 15:24
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Das Foot

German version of 'My Left Foot', subjected to ruthless efficient editing.
harlequin01
Posted - 12 February 2018 15:48
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The Mighty Fvcks.

Starring Emilio Estevez coaching a team of misfits to success in junior ice hockey, before his subsequent arrest, trial and imprisonment.
harlequin01
Posted - 12 February 2018 15:50
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Howard The Fvck.

Biopic of Michael Howard.
harlequin01
Posted - 12 February 2018 16:44
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Is a lol too much to ask ffs?
camenbert
Posted - 12 February 2018 16:51
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you have to earn a lol in this game

Where Eagles Bare
WW2 adventure where Richard Burton et al climb up some mountains and then streak, for no clearly-explained reason

Star Warts - Luke has an unsightly fungal growth on his hand

RollerHall - dystopian future sci-fi set in the downstairs passage of sports star's house
camenbert
Posted - 12 February 2018 16:55
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I'll give you a heh! though...

Stink the Bismark - account of the last days of massive german battleship made seriously unpleasant by a batch of out-of-date sauerkraut

Ferris Bueller's Day Rof - Ferris feigns illness and wastes the day arguing with timewasters on an orange discussion board
old git roundabout
Posted - 12 February 2018 16:55
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Every Which Way But Moose

Clyde objects to being taken on a trip to Canada

old git roundabout
Posted - 12 February 2018 16:59
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The Magnificent Severn

Bronson, Brynner and Co ride into Evesham
camenbert
Posted - 12 February 2018 17:03
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Firefax - Clint Eastwood steals elite soviet telecommunications device, but can only send if he thinks in Russian. Still manages to get 1000 pages of junk about van sales and roofers every day
harlequin01
Posted - 12 February 2018 17:05
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The Mighty Fvcks? Cocky? These were works of genius dammit cam!

Live and Let Pie - Obese James Bond
Pie Another Day - See above
Thunderbawl - Baby James Bond
From Russia with Gove - Brexit explained



camenbert
Posted - 12 February 2018 17:05
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The Fen Commandments
Charlton Heston lays down the law of Norwich in Cecil B de Mille epic
camenbert
Posted - 12 February 2018 17:16
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the Buns of Navarone - commandoes and Greek resistance types take out a secret Axis Bakery on a Greek island that has been taking a terrible toll on shipping with its knackerbrot...
camenbert
Posted - 12 February 2018 17:17
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the Huns of Navarone - Rangers fans arrive on a greek island, get sunburn and sing sectarian songs to the bemusement of the German occupiers...
camenbert
Posted - 12 February 2018 17:20
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the Gnus of Navarone - Occupying Nazis are forced to admit the fuhrer might be a teeny bit dyslexic when the top-secret installation is filled with African cow-like creatures...
camenbert
Posted - 12 February 2018 17:22
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The Runs of Navarone - blamed on some dodgy moussaka
Archibald
Posted - 12 February 2018 17:23
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Fission Impossible - a movie about a hard to achieve energy source

Top Nun - a hilarious mockumentary about the Ladies of the Lord


Archibald
Posted - 12 February 2018 17:25
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Lord of the Pings - radio 4 pip controller gone rogue

Catman - the sad story of Catwoman's underachieving husband



camenbert
Posted - 12 February 2018 17:25
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The Duns of Navarone - 19thC bailiffs arrive to take a lien over the Nazi secret fortress... contains scenes of extreme insolvency
harlequin01
Posted - 12 February 2018 20:07
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Ball Street.

One trader's battle with testicular cancer.
harlequin01
Posted - 12 February 2018 20:16
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Gosford Parp

Period whodunnit.
harlequin01
Posted - 12 February 2018 20:18
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Where Beagles Dare

A jolly country romp turns into a nerve wracking search for Alfred the mountaineering hound.
harlequin01
Posted - 12 February 2018 20:21
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Abonement

A middleaged labrador looks back on a youthful summer, a stolen bone, and the terrible consequences
Bubblybum
Posted - 13 February 2018 09:52
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A Fistful of Lollars

Classic western updated for the internet generation
Bubblybum
Posted - 13 February 2018 09:56
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The 39 Stops

Lesser known Alfred Hitcock film about espionage on the buses.
Bubblybum
Posted - 13 February 2018 10:04
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The Farm

Tom Cruise film about a hotshot young farmer in his first job who is terrorised by organised grime.
camenbert
Posted - 13 February 2018 10:57
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Mutiny on the County
film of the turbulent times of Yorkshire CC and the Boycs captaincy
Bubblybum
Posted - 13 February 2018 12:05
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The Passion of the Wrist

Jim Caviezel in a more unusual retelling of the Gospels.
camenbert
Posted - 13 February 2018 12:06
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A Streetcar named Desree - Marlon Brando in a film about urban deprivation, transport, and potatoes...
camenbert
Posted - 13 February 2018 12:13
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East of Edam - heart-wrenching social comment, and dutch semi-hard
camenbert
Posted - 13 February 2018 12:52
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Days of Thumper - unsuccessful Watership Down/NASCAR crossover
old git roundabout
Posted - 13 February 2018 13:47
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Dad's Barmy - heartwarming romcom from a Dementia Care Home
old git roundabout
Posted - 13 February 2018 13:49
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The Greatest Tory Ever Told - Thatcher biopic
camenbert
Posted - 13 February 2018 14:32
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the piddle of the Sands

Erskine Childers foils pre-WW1 German invasion plot by tracking Prussian no-gooders via their pitstops
camenbert
Posted - 13 February 2018 15:01
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Aguirre, Wrath of Bod - mad conquistadors lug a ship through the jungle to appease the wrath of one of Ireland's better centres of recent times
camenbert
Posted - 13 February 2018 15:04
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The Sound of the Baskervilles - Sherlock Holmes' stay in a moorland house is really spoilt by the noisy owners,.
harlequin01
Posted - 13 February 2018 15:26
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School of C0ck.

Sequel to 'The Mighty Fvcks' starring Jack Black.

Bubblybum
Posted - 13 February 2018 15:54
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Hannah and her Fisters

Significantly more interesting film that its predecessor
camenbert
Posted - 13 February 2018 16:35
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Falling Brown - Michael Douglas trips into a pile of and then goes on a revenge jag.
camenbert
Posted - 13 February 2018 16:43
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James Bond - Dye Another Day - Piers gives Phillip Schofield some very dodgy advice to take him out of the running for the part...
camenbert
Posted - 13 February 2018 16:59
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Bambusters - Guy Gibson (and his politically-incorrect ) picks an elite unit to do an audacious raid on the German metatarsal industry
camenbert
Posted - 13 February 2018 17:00
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Bummer Holiday
cliff and the boys get on the other bus and drive to permissive parts of europe
Keith Talent
Posted - 13 February 2018 17:19
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The Wife of Brian

swiftly followed by.....
Keith Talent
Posted - 13 February 2018 17:20
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.....The Meaning of Wife
harlequin01
Posted - 13 February 2018 17:29
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Lol at Bummer Holiday
Oh!Canada
Posted - 14 February 2018 17:27
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The Habit. Drug-addicted denizens of an alternate world set off on a quest to reclaim the magic kingdom. Adventures galore. Or is it just a long, strange trip???
volenti_nfi
Posted - 16 February 2018 13:52
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High Noun
Who will be the first to summit Everest with a dictionary?
harlequin01
Posted - 16 February 2018 14:26
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The Long Good Fryday

Bob Hoskins eating sauaages, rashers and eggs for an hour and a half, complete with director commentary.
volenti_nfi
Posted - 16 February 2018 14:51
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The Longest Dab

Remake of the WWII classic incorporating internet memes
camenbert
Posted - 16 February 2018 14:56
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hot buzz

simon pegg plays everyone's favourite roffer moved to a rural office where the aircon just doesn't work(contains lager, cigs and terrible swearing)
old git roundabout
Posted - 16 February 2018 14:58
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great work from Cam on here
camenbert
Posted - 16 February 2018 16:55
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Despicable RE

arch super villain and small yellow minions take over the re-insurance market with much evil planning and despicable behaviour. nobody notices the difference