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91cm house in Wandsworth, £1m
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Robert Lucas
Posted - 09 February 2018 09:16
is this as cute as a little button or would you end up feeling like a rabbit with a hutch and a wire run? https://search.savills.com/property-detail/gbwarsndr170176#/r/detail/GBWARSNDR170176 #fpCarousel
Spodric
Posted - 09 February 2018 09:16
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this will not tun
Robert Lucas
Posted - 09 February 2018 09:21
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Wellington
Posted - 09 February 2018 09:25
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st johns hill is pretty grotty and busy non?
grunt n' munt
Posted - 09 February 2018 09:30
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I'd get claustrophobic bouts. Look, you'll spend 1m. and this is what you get? is that something to look forward to, to work your ass off for?
Misshoolie
Posted - 09 February 2018 09:44
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I would not describe those as four double bedrooms
12
Posted - 09 February 2018 09:49
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Even that close to Clapham Junction one can't justify almost £1k per sq ft. That's ridic in this market.
Cyprian
Posted - 09 February 2018 09:51
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it's a side return!
Patience Groove
Posted - 09 February 2018 10:09
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It is basically living in a series of corridors

Nobody in their right mind should be paying £1m for that for a family home.
Balthazar Bratt
Posted - 09 February 2018 10:27
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I wonder why Warwick Davis is selling up.
State of the Uniom
Posted - 09 February 2018 10:28
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heh they saw you coming
Buzz.
Posted - 09 February 2018 10:36
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Fixed it

Location

This unique property is positioned on St. John's Road a stone's throw from the insufferable wankers of Northcote Road
grunt n' munt
Posted - 09 February 2018 10:38
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that place used to be inhabited by maids and servants, and probably kettle
grunt n' munt
Posted - 09 February 2018 10:38
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err I mean cattle
Robert Lucas
Posted - 09 February 2018 11:35
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You all realise I'm not actually buying this thing don't you? Just intrigued by it. The charm is real and at the same time I envisage the future owner some day standing in the middle of the garden, arms reaching towards the sky and freedom, screaming uncontrollably.
Captain Mal
Posted - 09 February 2018 11:39
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Then having to get up, stand to one side and suck their stomach in so their wife can get down to the other end of the garden.
TDB
Posted - 09 February 2018 11:40
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It's like living in a cricket net isn't it?
£1m
The world has gone fvcking mad.
Patience Groove
Posted - 09 February 2018 11:51
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The charm is not real - there is nothing charming about living in corridors.
3-ducks
Posted - 09 February 2018 11:51
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It looks acers, but ONE MILLION!?

WTF
Buzz.
Posted - 09 February 2018 12:01
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How long is the garden?

48'

What's the area?

48sqf
Mr Nonsekwita
Posted - 09 February 2018 12:21
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I could snap it up as my pied-a-terre, little more
Parsnip
Posted - 09 February 2018 12:26
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that area of london has improved a lot - st johns hill is actually quite nice
but the property is a joke.
its still £1k psf which doesn't appear to be a discount notwithstanding its unusable layout
.....Meh
Posted - 09 February 2018 12:30
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Anyone who spaffs a million on that is an idiot.

Or a midget.

Jayerz.... are you looking for a new pad?!
pancake humper
Posted - 09 February 2018 14:12
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https://ftalphaville.ft.com/2018/02/08/1518103389000/London-has-a-glut-of-posh-hom es-for-sale/

turns out that almost no-one is spaffing a million on these places, and illiquidity is masking the need for significant price decreases.