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if you were going to die in 30 seconds
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Rhamnousia
Posted - 09 January 2018 10:57
what would your biggest concern be?

mine would be whether cyber-archaeologists of the future will one day pore through my cloud account.
minkie
Posted - 09 January 2018 11:11
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That my lousy phone takes more than 30 secs to get started so no fond farewells.
Jethro Oldenoughtoknowbetter
Posted - 09 January 2018 11:13
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I'd be a bit concerned about the pain.
Pinkus
Posted - 09 January 2018 11:14
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Biggest concern apart from the fact you're about to die?

Probably that it's not enough time for one last wank. Although that wouldn't stop me trying ofc.
Jethro Oldenoughtoknowbetter
Posted - 09 January 2018 11:18
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I reckon I'd have ample time.
Rhamnousia
Posted - 09 January 2018 11:21
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heh!

well that would not be a concern for me,pinkus, I don't understand the problem with dying

it would not be sore, jeth
stardust
Posted - 09 January 2018 11:22
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Only that I wouldn't have time to say goodbye to people.
Rhamnousia
Posted - 09 January 2018 11:27
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this is why I bid everyone I know farewell with a jaunty "see you in hell!"
Rhamnousia
Posted - 09 January 2018 11:27
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standing sentiment
Jethro Oldenoughtoknowbetter
Posted - 09 January 2018 11:28
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I reckon bringing yourself to completion in 30 seconds after a standing start would be extremely sore.
!Threepwood
Posted - 09 January 2018 11:29
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Why, what's on your cloud account?
Rhamnousia
Posted - 09 January 2018 11:34
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loads and loads of receipts for Byron burger and pictures of me trying to work out if I look fat in hideous dresses
Rhamnousia
Posted - 09 January 2018 11:34
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answer - yes but that's not your biggest problem here
Unwalt
Posted - 09 January 2018 13:31
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That I'd have to rely on WhatsApp to store and deliver my final words.
Apart from that, no concerns whatsoever.
Misshoolie
Posted - 09 January 2018 13:32
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My children would have to deal with my dead body
Rhamnousia
Posted - 09 January 2018 13:33
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you could shut yourself in a cupboard and text a neighbour?
Rhamnousia
Posted - 09 January 2018 13:34
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tho if I got a text that said "help am dying - look in cupboard" I might not take it seriously

perhaps I should resolve to
Obadiah Hakeswill
Posted - 09 January 2018 14:09
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Probably how the wife and kids would manage. I am sure they would, but it would not be nice.
Betty
Posted - 09 January 2018 14:12
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Leaving an orphan.
Rhamnousia
Posted - 09 January 2018 14:15
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hang on is your partner dead, betty????
Rhamnousia
Posted - 09 January 2018 14:18
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(I really hope the answer is no given the levity in my tone there)
Betty
Posted - 09 January 2018 14:19
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I realised what I’d implied just after I hit post. Not dead but not here enough. Something we intend to change this year.
Scylla
Posted - 09 January 2018 16:52
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will my body be found in the next two days... or will my poor cat have to rely on eating my corpse till the maids come and find it?

I can't imagine I'd be very tasty.

Maybe in that thirty seconds I can just feed the cat a very large serving of dry food?
Wellington
Posted - 09 January 2018 16:53
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probably that the wife doesn't know the log ins for any of the utility bills and i imagine Npower being a right pain in the arse to deal with.