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BREXIT!!
Posted - 14 June 2017 16:56
I'LL START AND ITS AN EASY ONE...

£350 MILLION EXTRA A WEEK FOR THE NHS!

NOW YOUR TURN!!
bookem
Posted - 14 June 2017 16:58
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minimum alcohol pricing
ReggiePerrin is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 14 June 2017 16:58
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Taking back control of our borders.
Phoebe Caulfield
Posted - 14 June 2017 16:59
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Farmers will not have to be humiliated by getting handouts from our continental family
I am Cyprian
Posted - 14 June 2017 16:59
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i EXPECT THE GOVERNMENT WILL BUY MY HOUSE FROM ME WHEN i LEAVE AND WILL GIVE ME THE VALUE IT HAD, IN euro AT THE RELEVANT fOReX RATE, THE DAY BEFORE THE gLORIOUS referendum.
Simply Sausage
Posted - 14 June 2017 17:00
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Those moaning minnies in lazy parts of the country will no longer get EU handouts and will have to work for a living - eg Cornwall.
Simply Sausage
Posted - 14 June 2017 17:02
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We will have an immediate NHS staff shortage which will concentrate our minds and make the NHS more efficient.
BREXIT!!
Posted - 14 June 2017 17:02
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A WONDERFUL START EVERYONE AND NOW I'M GOING TO BE A BIT NAUGHTY AND PICK ANOTHER EASY ONE...

BLUE PASSPORTS!
Heffalump
Posted - 14 June 2017 17:06
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plucky Brits will one again be able to pick British crops in the fields and from the trees

we won't have just about sufficient nurses and doctors in our glorious NHS

our exporters will be able to export to the EU without our glorious government having to waste time influencing and voting on the EU RED TAPE which affect those plucky exporters

our glorious government will be able to avoid all that EU RED TAPE on the ENVIRONMENT and POLLUTION

we will be free to pay whatever telephony and data roaming charges our glorious phone providers think fit when we go on holiday to Europe (in the unlikely event we want to do that)
wangpain 4 nuclear disarmament
Posted - 14 June 2017 17:08
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No more str8 bananas!
wangpain 4 nuclear disarmament
Posted - 14 June 2017 17:09
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A return to imperial measures!
Terence Brent D'arby
Posted - 14 June 2017 17:09
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BRITISH LAWS! BRITISH LAWS! BRITISH LAWS!
I am Cyprian
Posted - 14 June 2017 17:09
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fOREIGN gERMS WILL BE BANISHED SO NO-ONE WILL GET SICK AND THE nhs WON'T NEED THE OVER-PRICED FORRIN NURSES WE DEPORT.
Heffalump
Posted - 14 June 2017 17:09
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we will once again be able to exercise our God given rights to apply for visas to visit, to go to work and to live in Europe
BREXIT!!
Posted - 14 June 2017 17:10
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"we won't have just about sufficient nurses and doctors in our glorious NHS"

HMM I THINK I'M GOING TO ALLOW THIS... ON THE ONE HAND HAVING TOO MANY NURSES AND DOCTORS IS A BIT INEFFICIENT SO DIFFICULT TO SAY THAT ITS "GREAT"...

BUT ON THE OTHER HAND THE NHS WILL HAVE £350 MILLION EXTRA A WEEK SO WE CAN AFFORD HAVING A FEW TOO MANY IN ORDER TO GUARANTEE THAT PLUCKY BRITS GET THE QUALITY HEALTH SERVICE THEY VOTED FOR!
Heffalump
Posted - 14 June 2017 17:11
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London's financial services industry will be brought down to proper size and we will no longer have to suffer the presence of the dreadful BANKSTERS
Gravitas? What Gravitas?
Posted - 14 June 2017 17:11
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The acquisition, and consumption, of cake
pancake humper
Posted - 14 June 2017 17:11
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We can all start cleaning our own houses again!
Terence Brent D'arby
Posted - 14 June 2017 17:11
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WE WILL MAKE TRADING DEALS ALL OVER THE WORLD! THEY ARE QUEUING UP TO MAKE DEALS WITH US!
wangpain 4 nuclear disarmament
Posted - 14 June 2017 17:12
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Fck it a return to imperial currency too! Our kids would be as good at maths as the Chinese and Koreans if we hadnt got rid of thrupenny bits
Terence Brent D'arby
Posted - 14 June 2017 17:13
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GREASY FORRINS FINALLY ADMITTING THAT THEY NEED US MORE THAN WE NEED THEM!
Terence Brent D'arby
Posted - 14 June 2017 17:14
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A BOBBY ON EVERY CORNER!
Terence Brent D'arby
Posted - 14 June 2017 17:14
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NO MORE HUMAN RIGHTS!
cream pie
Posted - 14 June 2017 17:16
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JACOB REES-MOGG
BREXIT!!
Posted - 14 June 2017 17:16
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AND A QUICK CLARIFICATION, IF PEOPLE WANT TO WRITE DOWN GREAT THINGS THAT HAVE ALREADY HAPPENED AS A RESULT OF BREXIT THAT IS ALSO PERFECTLY FINE

FOR INSTANCE...

WOULD THERESA MAY BE THE LEADER OF THIS GREAT NATION* IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR BREXIT?!?



*AND JUST WON A FAMOUS ELECTORAL VICTORY THAT I AM AFRAID TO SAY SOME PEOPLE ARE WILLFULLY MISINTERPRETING
wangpain 4 nuclear disarmament
Posted - 14 June 2017 17:16
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No more poncey spanish italian or German cold meats, masterfully cured and spiced from finest cuts. SPAM: THE ONE AND FUTURE KING
Simply Sausage
Posted - 14 June 2017 17:17
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Plumbers and builders will be able to charge an absolute fortune again without worrying too much about the quality of their work;
Elphi
Posted - 14 June 2017 17:22
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We will be able to buy fruit from our friends in the tropics who use sunshine instead of from environmentally unfriendly gas powered Dutch nurseries
I am Cyprian
Posted - 14 June 2017 17:22
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i FOUND A tHRUPPENNY bIT LAST WEEK AND GAVE IT TO MY LAD. eXPLAINING pRE-dECIMILISATION WAS TRICKY.
I am Cyprian
Posted - 14 June 2017 17:23
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mEAT WILL BE CHEAPER BECAUSE IT WILL COME FROM THE GREAT HERDS FROM OUR BRAVE bENNYFACTOR, tHE dONALD.
Elphi
Posted - 14 June 2017 17:23
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We can include state aid in policy choices for our industrial strategy
Used Psychology
Posted - 14 June 2017 17:24
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A drop in foreign students as they will have to pay full external prices.

Of course this will leave space for all those people with crap a-levels to get in instead.

It may mean that we won't then have anybody able to carry out serious research in about 6 years time, but hey.
Terence Brent D'arby
Posted - 14 June 2017 17:24
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NO MORE RULES, 'REGULATIONS' OR BUREAUCRATS - EVERYONE JUST DOES WHATEVER THEY WANT ALL THE TIME!
Elphi
Posted - 14 June 2017 17:24
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We can have non-racist immigration policies welcoming people from all over the world
Elphi
Posted - 14 June 2017 17:25
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We can keep zero hour contracts for people who want to work flexibly
Terence Brent D'arby
Posted - 14 June 2017 17:25
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A FALL IN IMMIGRATION! A FALL IN IMMIGRATION!
Used Psychology
Posted - 14 June 2017 17:25
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Law firms will become smaller, friendlier cozier environments as the U.K. Lawyers won't be able to advise on a range of multinational issues for clients.
Heffalump
Posted - 14 June 2017 17:26
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lots of lovely space will be freed up from being used for old fashioned car manufacturing so that more small flats can be built for Chinese and Malaysian investors
Used Psychology
Posted - 14 June 2017 17:26
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Made in England will acquire a premium as factories close and relocate to places with smoother supply chains.
Tee Pottt
Posted - 14 June 2017 17:26
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reintroduction of duty free limits to 2 bottles of wine, or a bottle of spirits and 200 cigarettes.

No more booze cruising.
BREXIT!!
Posted - 14 June 2017 17:33
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ITS TOUGH WHEN THERE'S SO MANY GREAT THINGS TO CHOOSE FROM, BUT SOMETIMES ITS THE LITTLE THINGS THAT MAKE IT ALL WORTHWHILE...

LIKE GETTING STAMPS IN OUR PASSPORTS - OUR BLUE PASSPORTS - WHEN WE GO ON HOLIDAY!

AND EVEN BETTER, WE WON'T HAVE TO STAND IN THE SAME QUEUE AS THE GREASY CONTINENTALS WHEN WE'RE WAITING TO GET A STAMP IN OUR PASSPORT!!
Heffalump
Posted - 14 June 2017 17:37
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our glorious young British womenfolk won't have to compete with young harlots from France, Holland, Italy or Sweden for the amorous affections of our stout British yeomanry
Simply Sausage
Posted - 14 June 2017 17:38
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No more foreign companies exploiting the great British worker - goodbye and good riddance Nissan!
Terence Brent D'arby
Posted - 14 June 2017 17:40
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A RETURN OF THOSE PLUCKY BRITS WHO HAVE BEEN GIVING JOSE A DAMN GOOD THRASHING OUT ON THE COSTAS. GREAT PEOPLE TO HAVE ON YOUR SIDE IN A CRISIS!
Tee Pottt
Posted - 14 June 2017 17:45
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The reduction of university research programs and as a result hopefully less of those pesky experts.
Very_Bored
Posted - 14 June 2017 17:48
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Laughing at the bitter tears of Remain obsessives.
Spodric
Posted - 14 June 2017 17:52
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British streets will no longer be awash with European fanny just waiting to distract male Brits from their wholesome thoughts. They will be able to continue to concentrate on train timetables, whether a Jaffa Cake is a biscuit or not, and pigeon rearing.

I don't mean Brits rear pigeons. No, they do not. They shag them in a good old fashioned front-on way.
Terence Brent D'arby
Posted - 14 June 2017 17:54
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THAT IT WILL DEFINITELY HAPPEN! AND BE HARD!
Keef_
Posted - 14 June 2017 18:19
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Johnny Forriner cars will, as a result of weaker Sterling and the introduction of import tariffs, be much less competitive and attractive to the discerning British motorist looking to splash some cash on a set of wheels.

This will be an excellent opportunity for the British motor industry to shift some real volume. A real opportunity for Bristol Cars and Morgan to take some domestic market share.
BREXIT!!
Posted - 14 June 2017 18:23
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WE WILL BE ABLE TO BUY BANANAS IN BUNCHES OF MORE THAN TWO OR THREE!

AND I HAVE TO SAY IT VEXES ME AS MUCH AS IT VEXES THE SECRETARY OF STATE FOR FOREIGN AND COMMONWEALTH AFFAIRS: IF I WANT FOUR BANANAS I HAVE TO GO TO THE SUPERMARKET TWICE!!
Massive fuckwit
Posted - 14 June 2017 18:37
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Most of lower Germany sits on top of an enormous super volcano. We can detonate that volcano as a prank on Fritz and, safely outside the EU, not have to endure the endless earnest whinging of his MEPs as they lecture us on carbon emissions force through boring directives on environmental responsibility
Used Psychology
Posted - 14 June 2017 18:39
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UK newspapers will be devoid of stories blaming the EU for everything and be able to concentrate on blaming dark skinned types for everything.
wangpain 4 nuclear disarmament
Posted - 14 June 2017 18:41
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The tunnel will be used as landfill for those annoying foam packaging thingies that get everywhere. HS1 will be diverted to hythe so the denizens of King's X and its surrounds can experience the wonder of the Romney Hythe and Dymchurch Railway and nearby Dungeness for their holidays instead of the ghastly med.
Heffalump
Posted - 14 June 2017 18:42
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British farmers will be able to grow genetically modified crops, animals and children
Used Psychology
Posted - 14 June 2017 18:49
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Russians and Malaysians will be able to buy yet more property in London to leave empty, with all of the property held by EU types sold off over time.
BREXIT!!
Posted - 14 June 2017 18:55
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BARACK "HUSSEIN" OBAMA SAID WE'D BE AT THE BACK OF THE QUEUE FOR TRADE TALKS BUT PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP SAID THAT WE'D BE AT THE FRONT OF THE LINE!!
wangpain 4 nuclear disarmament
Posted - 14 June 2017 19:06
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(English law has never recognised slavery jethers u oaf. Allowing our proud merchants t exploit the lack of human rights in other countries with less moral fibre is of course just free trade.)
Discworld_Librarian
Posted - 14 June 2017 19:34
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Everywhere that ever had a heyday will have it again, regardless of what historic and social forces aligned to create that heyday anyway.

Glasgow shipbuilding. Seaside holiday towns. BLACKPOOL. Hull fishing. Cornish tin mining! Liverpool will be a thriving dock once more. The coalmines of the Rhondda will reopen and I can get the SAME JOB MY GRANDFATHER HAD, as nature and the law of place always intended.

Bristol will be a spa town again, as it was before it was out-competed by the unfairly hotter springs of Bath.
Elphi
Posted - 14 June 2017 20:27
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English champagne will dominate sales of sparkling wines
Elphi
Posted - 14 June 2017 20:29
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Berkshire Brie, Cornish Camembert, and Essex Edam will be great opportunities for Entrepreneurs throughout the United Kingdom
Elphi
Posted - 14 June 2017 21:14
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Tripling the size of the Scottish fishing fleet AND better protection of North Sea fish stocks
Massive fuckwit
Posted - 14 June 2017 21:30
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Cassis de Durham
tr.aumatico
Posted - 14 June 2017 22:06
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there is english champagne? this just made me retch
tr.aumatico
Posted - 14 June 2017 22:09
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and yes, plucky brits will bravely be shagging their own women again as continental potty leaves


this is actually a mistake of anthropological proportions
tr.aumatico
Posted - 14 June 2017 22:11
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totty
Elphi
Posted - 14 June 2017 22:13
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tr.aumatico
Posted - 14 June 2017 22:23
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british women also beat continental women in blind tasting
Elphi
Posted - 14 June 2017 22:31
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Instead of parochial European telecom regulations, we can benefit from global 5G standards.
Didge is blankety blank
Posted - 14 June 2017 22:34
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too drunk to read the whole thread but have we done Schrodinger's Cake?
Elphi
Posted - 14 June 2017 22:38
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Design social care policies to reflect cultural and demographic differences between regions within the U.K.

Without the intervention of the European Court of Justice.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flemish_insurance_for_non-medical_care
Elphi
Posted - 14 June 2017 22:41
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Vacuum cleaners that work
Elphi
Posted - 14 June 2017 22:43
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Address the obesity crisis with jams that have less than 60% sugar
tr.aumatico
Posted - 14 June 2017 22:48
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ok, how should social care policies reflect cultural and demographic differences between regions?
Elphi
Posted - 14 June 2017 23:15
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For example, UK life expectancy is about 80. For men born in Glasgow it is about 71.

So it might be reasonable for Glaswegian men to prefer to pay less into a regional pension scheme that pays out less that they will benefit from, on average, for only five years, only one third of the post-retirement age expectancy of citizens elsewhere. Or have a scheme that supports earlier retirement. You might think that would be there choice - but not under EU rules
Elphi
Posted - 14 June 2017 23:16
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their not there
Greasi Soprise
Posted - 14 June 2017 23:50
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Elphi do you seriously take all these Daily Mail criticisms of the EU at face value, with absolutely no attempt to critically assess whether they are, as should be immediately obvious, substantially horsesh1t?
Elphi
Posted - 15 June 2017 00:07
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No. I check them out. So I have not claimed protecting our right to have olive oil in refillable bottles because that regulation was retracted. Which one of the above would you like to challenge?
Heffalump
Posted - 15 June 2017 08:31
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Elphi: it's the nasty Europeans who want our jams to have less sugar. Plucky British jam manufacturers know that the great British public likes its jam sweet, as God intended.
Heffalump
Posted - 15 June 2017 08:31
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After Brexit it will of course finally be confirmed beyond any doubt that God is an Englishman.
Elphi
Posted - 15 June 2017 09:13
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No Heff. If it contains less than 60% sugar it can't be labelled as jam.

Although I seem to recall your man Vince saying 'This looks like jam, smells like jam and tastes like jam'.
Heffalump
Posted - 15 June 2017 09:19
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heh
this elphi chap is either stupid or badly informed
the jam issue (and Vince's response) is a classic example of the execrable British press misreporting through either incompetence or malice

insofar as there was an issue, it was entirely home grown

http://eureferendum.com/blogview.aspx?blogno=84464
Elphi
Posted - 15 June 2017 09:21
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Of course it is all much more complicated.

As this story shows, the EU should have kept well out of it, and we could all just follow the WTO's Codex Alimentarius

http://eureferendum.com/blogview.aspx?blogno=84464
Simply Sausage
Posted - 15 June 2017 09:22
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having just gained the right to free data roaming in the EU, losing it again. Great for those poor phone companies!
Heffalump
Posted - 15 June 2017 09:29
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I'll take that as a pawn, thanks.
Robert Lucas
Posted - 15 June 2017 10:04
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Helping the EU create a database, larger than any in the UK, of biometric data of UK citizens.

" Over the past years, the EU has been developing large-scale IT systems for collecting, processing and sharing information relevant to external border management...
... 10 fingerprints and a digital photograph are collected from persons applying for a visa. These biometric data, along with data provided in the visa application form, are recorded in a secure central database."

http://ec.europa.eu/home-affairs/what-we-do/policies/borders-and-visas/visa-inform ation-system_en
Elphi
Posted - 15 June 2017 10:26
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Au contraries. We don't need the EU to make up any regulations at all for selling jam in the U.K. And we can use the WTO definition for trade, as the article explained.

But the EU ignores the concept of subsidiarity. If they didn't make up the rules, there wouldn't need to be any confusion about how they are implemented by each Member State.
BREXIT!!
Posted - 15 June 2017 12:19
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COME ON CHAPS, ONE LAST HEAVE IS ALL WE NEED!

HERE'S ANOTHER ONE GREAT THING ABOUT BREXIT: THERE'LL BE LESS HEALTH & SAFETY GONE MAD!
Used Psychology
Posted - 15 June 2017 12:27
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Ehh are you seriously peddling the vacuum cleaner story?

https://blogs.ec.europa.eu/ECintheUK/tidying-up-the-facts-on-eu-vacuum-cleaner-rule s/
Simply Sausage
Posted - 15 June 2017 13:43
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No more unfair compensation payments forced on poor airlines when they make passengers hours late - after all it is only bad luck really...
BREXIT!!
Posted - 15 June 2017 14:49
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WHICH REMOANER IS NEGATIVELY RATING ALL THE GREAT THINGS ABOUT BREXIT??

I WANT THEM TO OWN UP AND APOLOGISE IMMEDIATELY!!

AND (AS EVERY POST ON THIS THREAD MUST CONTAIN ONE GREAT THING ABOUT BREXIT) I SUPPOSE YOU'RE DOING IT BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE ALL THE SOVEREIGNTY WE'RE GOING TO BE ENJOYING?

LASHINGS AND LASHING OF SOVEREIGNTY!
Tee Pottt
Posted - 15 June 2017 14:55
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'No more unfair compensation payments forced on poor airlines when they make passengers hours late - after all it is only bad luck really..'

Which is just as well as actually getting the planes off the ground seems to involve EU wide cooperation though the Open Skies agreement.

Apparently not covered by the WTO.

Good for the UK's carbon footprint though.
wangpain 4 nuclear disarmament
Posted - 15 June 2017 15:23
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We will have a carbon footprint on which the sun will never set!
Used Psychology
Posted - 15 June 2017 15:45
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Hank - it is even better than that - no flights to Europe and fewer to other destinations!
Heffalump
Posted - 15 June 2017 15:47
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no more learning stupid foreign languages!
wangpain 4 nuclear disarmament
Posted - 15 June 2017 15:50
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Sun front page headline to be "UP YOURS DELORS"" in perpetuity
Simply Sausage
Posted - 15 June 2017 15:50
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no more free healthcare on our holibobs from dodgy forrin doctors - we can just wait until we get home (where there will also be no forrin doctors) and see a Great British Doctor, albeit after a further lengthy wait - but it is character building and ALL BRITISH!
Heffalump
Posted - 15 June 2017 15:55
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and - to make the tun - we get to fight loads more wars like they used to in the olden days

huzzah!
Abbeywell/NSA
Posted - 15 June 2017 16:36
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THERE ARE NO GOOD THINGS ABOUT BREXIT
BREXIT!!
Posted - 15 June 2017 16:37
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OH WELL DONE! I AM SO PROUD OF YOU ALL!!

LET US HOPE THE - AS OF NOW - 35 REMOANERS WHO HAVE NEGATIVELY RATED THIS SUPERB THREAD READ IT VERY CAREFULLY AND REALISE HOW WRONG THEY ARE TO OPPOSE OUR GREAT BRITISH BREXIT!!
Elphi
Posted - 15 June 2017 19:27
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UP, the directive is very clear: no vacuum cleaners with input power higher than 1600w.

Read it here

[a]http://eur-lex.europa.eu/LexUriServ/LexUriServ.do?uri=OJ:L:2013:192:0024:003 4:EN DF#page=5[/a]
Siegfreid
Posted - 15 June 2017 19:37
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The beginning of the popular revolt, spreading rapidly across the Nedderlands, France and Germany against unpopular unelected unaccountable politicians from undemocratic Brussels!
Mrs Dux
Posted - 18 June 2017 19:10
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HEH
minkie
Posted - 18 June 2017 19:48
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BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH THAT DROLL MR TRUMP AGAIN