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Keef has political fatigue
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Posted - 11 April 2017 16:20
I'm woking on the basis that this is a prolif
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Wellington
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good to see Cam eshering in another round of prolifs
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Wellington
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although you two need to stop Horsham* around
*is Horsham Surrey or West Sussex?
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camenbert
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there are those that don't like proliffs, I'm hoping this is really effing 'em off...
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Keef has political fatigue
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If you Send for the atlas I'll check.
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Wellington
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that's Richmond coming from you
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camenbert
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I'm Bisley trying to think of some more...
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Jethro won it for Labour
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This one's for Chambo
All the world'll fly in a flurry
When I take you out in the surrey,
When I take you out in the surrey with the fringe on top!
When we hit that road, hell fer leather,
Cats and dogs'll dance in the heather,
Birds and frogs'll sing all together and the toads will hop!
The wind'll whistle as we rattle along,
The cows'll moo in the clover,
The river will ripple out a whispered song,
And whisper it over and over:
Don't you wisht y'd go on forever?
Don't you wisht y'd go on forever?
Don't you wisht y'd go on forever and ud never stop
In that shiny, little surrey with the fringe on the top!
I can see the stars gettin' blurry,
When we ride back home in the surrey,
Ridin' slowly home in the surrey with the fringe on top!
I can feel the day gettin' older,
Feel a sleepy head near my shoulder,
Noddin', droopin' close to my shoulder, till it falls kerplop!
The sun is swimmin' on the rim of a hill;
The moon is takin' a header,
And jist as I'm thinkin' all the earth is still,
A lark'll wake up in the medder.
Hush, you bird, my baby's a-sleepin'!
Maybe got a dream worth a-keepin'
Whoa! you team, and jist keep a-creepin' at a slow clip clop.
Don't you hurry with the surrey with the fringe on the top!
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Wellington
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this prolif is great - bookham can't do them anywhere near as well
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strutter
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Shere stupidity
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Keef has political fatigue
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Ewell regret that Strutts
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Wellington
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some Farleigh good puns on here tbh
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Phoebe Caulfield
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These puns will leave Staines on your prolif reputations
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Wellington
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Wotton earth are you talking about?
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camenbert
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quite Wit(i)ley done I thought...
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Wellington
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the criticism on here Deepcuts the most
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Mr Scarawanga
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Where's OGR and partner when u need em. Someone go fetcham
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camenbert
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I'm not sure they are (New)Adding(ton) much to the thread tbh...
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Coracle Lolling
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Don't Egham on
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camenbert
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I tried to keep my proliffing skills hidden, but you can't hydestile
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Keef has political fatigue
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This all helps us understand which of the Guildford clan done the puns.
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pugnosedgimp
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Godalming-mighty, this prolif is Shere genius. I hope no-one else Staines this thread by including towns from other counties, they may have to be (Ox)shott and sent to heaven, where they will arrive at the Purley gates
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Keef has political fatigue
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Or anywhere in Hampshire. That would require Fleet of foot to Hook a leg and exit sharpish.
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geniearse
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This thread has its Epsom Downs.
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Mr Scarawanga
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Atonatively Keith you could stay and admire the greatest county there is
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Keef has political fatigue
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Basingstoke wang. Basingstoke.
Surrey wins Andover fist.
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new_name
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I just Camberley-eve this prolif has gone on so long
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camenbert
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it can get Far(ncombe) worse than this
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camenbert
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I'm going to (Abinger) Hammer this to the top of the board...
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camenbert
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this thread will go on (cl)andon and on
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camenbert
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I'm not going to get Bor(e)don this...
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Keef has political fatigue
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Oi - I've already done Clandon m8.
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camenbert
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ooops spry, I shal(ford) be more careful in future
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camenbert
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even if the rest of you Alfold, I'm still going...
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