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Keef is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 11 April 2017 16:20
I'm woking on the basis that this is a prolif
Wellington
Posted - 11 April 2017 16:22
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good to see Cam eshering in another round of prolifs
Wellington
Posted - 11 April 2017 16:23
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although you two need to stop Horsham* around

*is Horsham Surrey or West Sussex?
daddycam
Posted - 11 April 2017 16:24
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there are those that don't like proliffs, I'm hoping this is really effing 'em off...
Keef is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 11 April 2017 16:24
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If you Send for the atlas I'll check.
Wellington
Posted - 11 April 2017 16:25
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that's Richmond coming from you
daddycam
Posted - 11 April 2017 16:25
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I'm Bisley trying to think of some more...
Jethro is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 11 April 2017 16:26
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This one's for Chambo

All the world'll fly in a flurry

When I take you out in the surrey,

When I take you out in the surrey with the fringe on top!

When we hit that road, hell fer leather,

Cats and dogs'll dance in the heather,

Birds and frogs'll sing all together and the toads will hop!

The wind'll whistle as we rattle along,

The cows'll moo in the clover,

The river will ripple out a whispered song,

And whisper it over and over:

Don't you wisht y'd go on forever?

Don't you wisht y'd go on forever?

Don't you wisht y'd go on forever and ud never stop

In that shiny, little surrey with the fringe on the top!


I can see the stars gettin' blurry,

When we ride back home in the surrey,

Ridin' slowly home in the surrey with the fringe on top!

I can feel the day gettin' older,

Feel a sleepy head near my shoulder,

Noddin', droopin' close to my shoulder, till it falls kerplop!

The sun is swimmin' on the rim of a hill;

The moon is takin' a header,

And jist as I'm thinkin' all the earth is still,

A lark'll wake up in the medder.

Hush, you bird, my baby's a-sleepin'!

Maybe got a dream worth a-keepin'

Whoa! you team, and jist keep a-creepin' at a slow clip clop.

Don't you hurry with the surrey with the fringe on the top!
Wellington
Posted - 11 April 2017 16:26
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this prolif is great - bookham can't do them anywhere near as well
strutter
Posted - 11 April 2017 16:31
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Shere stupidity
Keef is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 11 April 2017 16:32
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Ewell regret that Strutts
Wellington
Posted - 11 April 2017 16:34
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some Farleigh good puns on here tbh
Phoebe Caulfield
Posted - 11 April 2017 16:38
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These puns will leave Staines on your prolif reputations
Wellington
Posted - 11 April 2017 16:39
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Wotton earth are you talking about?
daddycam
Posted - 11 April 2017 16:42
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quite Wit(i)ley done I thought...
Wellington
Posted - 11 April 2017 16:44
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the criticism on here Deepcuts the most
wango loopy nuts r we
Posted - 11 April 2017 16:49
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Where's OGR and partner when u need em. Someone go fetcham
daddycam
Posted - 11 April 2017 17:02
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I'm not sure they are (New)Adding(ton) much to the thread tbh...
Coracle Lolling
Posted - 11 April 2017 17:28
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Don't Egham on
daddycam
Posted - 11 April 2017 17:48
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I tried to keep my proliffing skills hidden, but you can't hydestile
Keef is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 11 April 2017 17:58
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This all helps us understand which of the Guildford clan done the puns.
pugnosedgimp
Posted - 11 April 2017 18:30
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Godalming-mighty, this prolif is Shere genius. I hope no-one else Staines this thread by including towns from other counties, they may have to be (Ox)shott and sent to heaven, where they will arrive at the Purley gates
Keef is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 11 April 2017 18:35
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Or anywhere in Hampshire. That would require Fleet of foot to Hook a leg and exit sharpish.
geniearse
Posted - 11 April 2017 18:38
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This thread has its Epsom Downs.
wango loopy nuts r we
Posted - 11 April 2017 18:39
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Atonatively Keith you could stay and admire the greatest county there is
Keef is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 11 April 2017 19:02
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Basingstoke wang. Basingstoke.

Surrey wins Andover fist.

new_name
Posted - 12 April 2017 11:09
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I just Camberley-eve this prolif has gone on so long
daddycam
Posted - 12 April 2017 12:09
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it can get Far(ncombe) worse than this
daddycam
Posted - 12 April 2017 13:22
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I'm going to (Abinger) Hammer this to the top of the board...
daddycam
Posted - 12 April 2017 13:40
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this thread will go on (cl)andon and on
daddycam
Posted - 12 April 2017 13:50
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I'm not going to get Bor(e)don this...
Keef is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 12 April 2017 13:55
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Oi - I've already done Clandon m8.
daddycam
Posted - 12 April 2017 14:22
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ooops spry, I shal(ford) be more careful in future
daddycam
Posted - 12 April 2017 15:02
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even if the rest of you Alfold, I'm still going...