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Clergs (!)
Posted - 14 March 2017 19:33
Or Eurocrat

Jethro won it for Labour
Posted - 14 March 2017 19:33
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Lottery winner.
Clergs (!)
Posted - 14 March 2017 19:34
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I said job, Jethro

I actually need these things
Clergs (!)
Posted - 14 March 2017 19:35
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Would a willingness to be somewhere rubbish help?
Osama
Posted - 14 March 2017 19:37
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all countries have chinnies
google them
get in touch
ButchCassidy
Posted - 14 March 2017 19:38
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Presumably not the obvious choice of an offshore tax/trusts lawyer?
Clergs (!)
Posted - 14 March 2017 19:38
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I can't just say "i urgently need four times the salary and a staff pls"

I need to be subtle
Clergs (!)
Posted - 14 March 2017 19:39
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I was thinking more ambassadorial, Butch

But not actually an ambassador
Terence Brent D'arby
Posted - 14 March 2017 19:40
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Loads of shady jobs for tax lawyers in the Carribean paying serious bunce.

You wouldn't be 'directly' employed by the drugs cartels...
Clergs (!)
Posted - 14 March 2017 19:41
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Heh
Osama
Posted - 14 March 2017 19:41
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big finance places like singapore must need them all the time?

and you pay 13% tax
Clergs (!)
Posted - 14 March 2017 19:41
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Remember ROF posts passim re my not being GREAT at tax?
Coracle Lolling
Posted - 14 March 2017 19:42
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1. Is abroad
2. Comes with enough money for a housekeeper (or just a house with a housekeeper in)
3.Tax lawyers could do


I know this one!

It's tax lawyer isn't it?
Osama
Posted - 14 March 2017 19:42
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they don't know that
Clergs (!)
Posted - 14 March 2017 19:43
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But what if the limited partners came for me in the night?
Osama
Posted - 14 March 2017 19:44
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m8, take a leap
blag it out
feign confidence
ButchCassidy
Posted - 14 March 2017 19:45
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Well an offshore tax/trusts role doesn't actually require a great aptitude for tax, since your role wouldn't be to advise on UK tax. It's just helpful to know about it.

Sorry I can't be of more help re well-paid ambassadorial stuff.
Clergs (!)
Posted - 14 March 2017 19:46
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Right this shyt is on

This time next year ROF drinks are chez sunshine clergs
Terence Brent D'arby
Posted - 14 March 2017 19:47
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A poor memory and ability to unsee things also helpful Butch.
Osama
Posted - 14 March 2017 19:48
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ps. you wont want a live in housekeeper, but can afford a cleaner/maid as often as you want

just treat them well
Clergs (!)
Posted - 14 March 2017 19:49
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In case they cut my throat in the night?
Clergs (!)
Posted - 14 March 2017 19:50
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What about a nanny for my adopted miniature army?
Osama
Posted - 14 March 2017 19:51
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no, cos youre single with no kids
Osama
Posted - 14 March 2017 19:51
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no, cos youre single with no kids
Clergs (!)
Posted - 14 March 2017 19:52
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I might have some though
Clergs (!)
Posted - 14 March 2017 19:53
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I'd need provisions for that

So my lifestyle could be unimpeded
Chambers
Posted - 14 March 2017 20:00
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Cayman Islands.
Clergs (!)
Posted - 14 March 2017 20:01
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I thought beps might've put paid to that, chambers, but maybe i should just try

A lol's a lol, right
Chambers
Posted - 14 March 2017 20:13
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You can buy Irn Bru there and there are loads of Scots expats. And most ot the other things you mention.

Have a chat with Trombs or Beermonster, they both have connections.
Clergs (!)
Posted - 14 March 2017 20:14
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Thanks, chambers.

Keef_
Posted - 14 March 2017 20:17
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You could be a housekeeper for a forriner.
Osama
Posted - 14 March 2017 20:17
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well fvck you too.....
Clergs (!)
Posted - 14 March 2017 20:18
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Then who would keep my house, Keith?

Thank you too,oz
Osama
Posted - 14 March 2017 20:26
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heh
Perfidious Porpoise
Posted - 14 March 2017 22:52
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A US tax lawyer?
The Darce
Posted - 14 March 2017 23:13
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Clergham have you ever considered Finance /Treasury roles in large multi-nationals who do lots of tax-driven stuff?
freek daze
Posted - 15 March 2017 00:44
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Clergz I reckon you'd like Panama

I bet Mossack Fonseca are looking
Spurius Odus
Posted - 15 March 2017 07:46
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Offshore lawyers know 0 about tax. What Butch said. You would rule - and still entitled to cover your arse with english advice as not officially advising.
Gannicus
Posted - 15 March 2017 08:03
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You don't wanna listen to all those suggestions about a job that ticks all your boxes and you can actually try get.

No! Think big!

You want to be a Governor of a Crown dependency.

Do tax lawyers get to wear pith helmets with feathers in them? I think you'll find not. Do Governors? Oh yes.

Your path is clear.
Bright Carver
Posted - 15 March 2017 08:15
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You've clearly never been to the Club-A-Go-Go after 8pm on a Friday, Gannicus.
Gannicus
Posted - 15 March 2017 08:17
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I have not. I don't even know what that is. It sounds dreadful.
Bright Carver
Posted - 15 March 2017 08:22
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It's where the coolest tax lawyers wear pith helmets with feathers in them... and nothing else. Debate rages as to whether the whole outfit or just the feathers are fully deductible, obv.
Gannicus
Posted - 15 March 2017 08:27
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I cannot imagine how this has passed me by...