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Jethro won it for Labour
Posted - 14 March 2017 19:33
Lottery winner.
Osama
Posted - 14 March 2017 19:37
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all countries have chinnies
google them
get in touch
ButchCassidy
Posted - 14 March 2017 19:38
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Presumably not the obvious choice of an offshore tax/trusts lawyer?
Terence Brent D'arby
Posted - 14 March 2017 19:40
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Loads of shady jobs for tax lawyers in the Carribean paying serious bunce.

You wouldn't be 'directly' employed by the drugs cartels...
Osama
Posted - 14 March 2017 19:41
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big finance places like singapore must need them all the time?

and you pay 13% tax
Coracle Lolling
Posted - 14 March 2017 19:42
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1. Is abroad
2. Comes with enough money for a housekeeper (or just a house with a housekeeper in)
3.Tax lawyers could do


I know this one!

It's tax lawyer isn't it?
Osama
Posted - 14 March 2017 19:42
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they don't know that
Osama
Posted - 14 March 2017 19:44
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m8, take a leap
blag it out
feign confidence
ButchCassidy
Posted - 14 March 2017 19:45
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Well an offshore tax/trusts role doesn't actually require a great aptitude for tax, since your role wouldn't be to advise on UK tax. It's just helpful to know about it.

Sorry I can't be of more help re well-paid ambassadorial stuff.
Terence Brent D'arby
Posted - 14 March 2017 19:47
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A poor memory and ability to unsee things also helpful Butch.
Osama
Posted - 14 March 2017 19:48
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ps. you wont want a live in housekeeper, but can afford a cleaner/maid as often as you want

just treat them well
Osama
Posted - 14 March 2017 19:51
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no, cos youre single with no kids
Osama
Posted - 14 March 2017 19:51
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no, cos youre single with no kids
Chambers
Posted - 14 March 2017 20:00
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Cayman Islands.
Chambers
Posted - 14 March 2017 20:13
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You can buy Irn Bru there and there are loads of Scots expats. And most ot the other things you mention.

Have a chat with Trombs or Beermonster, they both have connections.
Keef_
Posted - 14 March 2017 20:17
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You could be a housekeeper for a forriner.
Osama
Posted - 14 March 2017 20:17
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well fvck you too.....
Osama
Posted - 14 March 2017 20:26
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heh
Perfidious Porpoise
Posted - 14 March 2017 22:52
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A US tax lawyer?
The Darce
Posted - 14 March 2017 23:13
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Clergham have you ever considered Finance /Treasury roles in large multi-nationals who do lots of tax-driven stuff?
freek daze
Posted - 15 March 2017 00:44
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Clergz I reckon you'd like Panama

I bet Mossack Fonseca are looking
Spurius Odus
Posted - 15 March 2017 07:46
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Offshore lawyers know 0 about tax. What Butch said. You would rule - and still entitled to cover your arse with english advice as not officially advising.
Gannicus
Posted - 15 March 2017 08:03
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You don't wanna listen to all those suggestions about a job that ticks all your boxes and you can actually try get.

No! Think big!

You want to be a Governor of a Crown dependency.

Do tax lawyers get to wear pith helmets with feathers in them? I think you'll find not. Do Governors? Oh yes.

Your path is clear.
Bright Carver
Posted - 15 March 2017 08:15
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You've clearly never been to the Club-A-Go-Go after 8pm on a Friday, Gannicus.
Gannicus
Posted - 15 March 2017 08:17
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I have not. I don't even know what that is. It sounds dreadful.
Bright Carver
Posted - 15 March 2017 08:22
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It's where the coolest tax lawyers wear pith helmets with feathers in them... and nothing else. Debate rages as to whether the whole outfit or just the feathers are fully deductible, obv.
Gannicus
Posted - 15 March 2017 08:27
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I cannot imagine how this has passed me by...