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Wangpain for real ale
Posted - 21 April 2017 14:03
You need to get your pointing done
🐝 buzz
Posted - 21 April 2017 14:20
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They're comin' outta the walls! They're comin' outta the goddamn walls!
intheregions
Posted - 21 April 2017 14:21
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isn't yours the gaff that doubles-up as a pissoir on matchdays at Twickenham?
🐝 buzz
Posted - 21 April 2017 14:25
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Yes but unfortunately the spiders are in the back garden but if anyone wants to come in and out into the back and waive their cock at the spiders they are more than welcome.
Wangpain for real ale
Posted - 21 April 2017 14:27
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Suggest google images of funnel web bites before taking buzz up on his kind offer
Pinkus
Posted - 21 April 2017 14:30
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Just burn your house down, mate. Burn your neighbours' houses too. Only way to be sure.
Soft BreNexis
Posted - 21 April 2017 14:31
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*waits for half of rof to turn up c0ck out in buzz's back garden*
Father CYPmas
Posted - 21 April 2017 14:31
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I had a false widow in my loft conversion a few weeks back.
Shami's Chakra botti
Posted - 21 April 2017 14:36
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mmm.. I'll just pop this down gently here shall I? http://www.spiderzrule.com/spidersnake.htm
🐝 buzz
Posted - 21 April 2017 14:36
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We've got false widows inside. Last spotted in the kitchen. Those I can deal with. The SF's on the other hand.
Shami's Chakra botti
Posted - 21 April 2017 14:37
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how do you bum a house down, exactly? Do you start by ramming the letter box aggressively or do you have to do it from the back door?
pancake humper
Posted - 21 April 2017 14:44
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What the fvck, how are these things that live in Britain.

I knew south London was awful but I didn't realise it was actually monster infested.
Shami's Chakra botti
Posted - 21 April 2017 14:51
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Buzz I think you need to introduce some sort of bird, then maybe a cat, then a , then a , a cow and, finally, a horse.
🐝 buzz
Posted - 21 April 2017 14:53
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Yes but I don't want a horse infestation as then I'd have to get a tiger or something and I'm very allergic to cats.