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Cofferdam
Posted - 21 April 2017 10:19
How inappropriate?

How old?

With you for clergham?
Jethro won it for Labour
Posted - 21 April 2017 10:20
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I can be with you in about half an hour depending on traffic. Hold on I'll get there as quickly as I can.
Miss T!
Posted - 21 April 2017 10:22
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Jethro - I wouldn't even with Clergham's giant chode m9384

He's my age and being v naughty

Arghhhghfhfhhffhhffhfhfnmdmznzzlsla
Jethro won it for Labour
Posted - 21 April 2017 10:24
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That's very rude. I could be the man of your dreams.
Martian Law
Posted - 21 April 2017 10:26
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Why don't you nip into the disabled loos with him then? Alternatively, is there a spare meeting room?
Keef_
Posted - 21 April 2017 10:27
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What you need is some sort of discreet personal massager device.

Unlike Jethro it will in your handbag, is fully operable outside the LU1 postcode, and doesn't require lots of reassurance afterwards.
Jethro won it for Labour
Posted - 21 April 2017 10:31
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I'm happy to do anything in her handbag that she wants me to.
SumoKing
Posted - 21 April 2017 10:32
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Kaylee Frye
Posted - 21 April 2017 10:36
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Remote control is the way forward. Stuff it up there before you leave the house or in the loos, buzz away till you're finished and the just pop it out and down the kebab shop to get your energy level back up.
Miss T!
Posted - 21 April 2017 10:38
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It's like you know me so well
Kaylee Frye
Posted - 21 April 2017 10:39
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Well who doesn't like a kebab?
Miss T!
Posted - 21 April 2017 10:40
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Did anyone watch that super orgasm programme the other week?

The women weren't attractive so it wasn't hot but they are able to have loads and loads of sos at once

Alas, I cannot, so such a device would render me hysterical.

At court:

*Uuuuurrrrgghhhyesmylordmmmmuuurrrrryyesssohgod*

*dies*
FondantFancies
Posted - 21 April 2017 10:42
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Unusually for me I'm only cruising at about a 4.7 on the hornometer today, but I am v v tired. I fully anticipate horn levels to rise steadily throughout the afternoon reaching maximum velocity at approx 8.27pm this evening.
Saracens1876
Posted - 21 April 2017 10:45
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http://www.boatdesign.net/forums/attachments/onboard-electronics-controls/49600d12 89418735-marine-fog-horns-politico.jpg

Still a little chilly for mega horn. When the tempearure gets above 20 and those lovely ladies around the City start dressing accordingly and more fitted clothes- well, then we are in business.
Kaylee Frye
Posted - 21 April 2017 10:46
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It's when everyone in the theatre starts checking for text messages that you realise you should probably take it out.
Kaylee Frye
Posted - 21 April 2017 10:58
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And if you want to be discreet don't use a vibing butt plug on a wooden chair. You'll sound like a cartoon woodpecker.
.....Meh
Posted - 21 April 2017 11:02
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Would that be when Mr FF gets home by any chance??
Miss T!
Posted - 21 April 2017 12:30
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Hahahahahha at woodpecker

Do people put wooden sex toys up their bottoms for the opera? Gosh. I'm so vanilla.
Miss T!
Posted - 21 April 2017 12:30
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Oh I merged both your posts in my sick mind
Phoebe Caulfield
Posted - 21 April 2017 12:33
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I am still quite sated from earlier in the week.

Plus it is too overcast to be that amorous
Miss T!
Posted - 21 April 2017 12:37
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*High fives*

I haven't had a seeing too for a number of weeks due to location issues and am finding it hard to settle the fanoir tingles today. Weird isn't it when you spend too much time with someone and both have that oh god might be nice to fvck how's about it uhuh uhuh locking eyes thing when you really shouldn't

Makes the tingles so much more grrr than a snoring boyfriend....

I should never get married
Saracens1876
Posted - 21 April 2017 12:40
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sated is a good word.

yes, INTERNET - sound advice.
Kaylee Frye
Posted - 21 April 2017 12:41
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No. It's not wooden. I'd get a splinter in my sphincter. It's some sort of medical grade bio-plastic. I doesn't actually do that much for me tbh but I bought it and tried it and I'm not sure it has much second-hand value. Perhaps I should put in on ebay as "lightly used".

It's just that when it's vibrating, it any part of the base touches the wooden seat of the chair it starts to rattle. It is shaped in such as way that you can't lose it. If you don't know what I mean perhaps you should google "butt plug". I'm sure that won't sound the perv alarm with IT.
Miss T!
Posted - 21 April 2017 12:42
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I don't like putting things up my bottom
Abbeywell/NSA
Posted - 21 April 2017 12:45
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Miss T- two words

Love Eggs
ClaphamLad
Posted - 21 April 2017 12:48
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Think we need to lower the tone, this is getting a bit too explicit. Save it all for ROF drinks
Kaylee Frye
Posted - 21 April 2017 12:49
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I had a friend who loved to take the stairs when we got the eggs out. Otter's pocket.
Abbeywell/NSA
Posted - 21 April 2017 12:49
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'I don't like putting things up my bottom'

*sigh* nor me
Kaylee Frye
Posted - 21 April 2017 12:51
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I'm not usually the world's biggest fan either but I felt like I had to get my money's worth once I couldn't send it back.

I will make exceptions but I've probably said too much already so I'll give it a rest now.
Abbeywell/NSA
Posted - 21 April 2017 13:02
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Is this Tecco?
Kaylee Frye
Posted - 21 April 2017 13:03
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I'll be anyone you want me to be.........
Kaylee Frye
Posted - 21 April 2017 13:03
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But if you call me Tecco again I'll slap you till it stings.
Abbeywell/NSA
Posted - 21 April 2017 13:17
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Who?
Kaylee Frye
Posted - 21 April 2017 13:57
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I thought I was a somebody.

It's all gone a bit Ozymandias.

Badman
Posted - 21 April 2017 14:03
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In for a rare visit. I have got a horn of such rigidity today that a cat couldn't scratch it.

Luckily it's the Badlady's birthday so I may stand a chance of working off some of this aggression.
Kaylee Frye
Posted - 21 April 2017 14:10
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*waves*


freek daze
Posted - 21 April 2017 14:16
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T'internet m88 - sit here and giz a kiss luv