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Monkeygirkl
Posted - 21 April 2017 04:33
You very much mistake the matter. I will work part time and travel to my heart's content, and continue living in my own home in a place which enjoys 300 days of sunshine each year. I will die knowing I have helped thousands of people, including children, through legal quagmires with the respect of my colleagues. Many people will attend my funeral including my devoted husband, loving family and dear friends.

You however will be found dead in your mother's basement which you never left, holding your microwilly which you can barely reach under your enormous fluorescent white overflowing belly, wearing only a shirt you haven't washed in three years, having barely reached middle age.
cardinalwhorly
Posted - 21 April 2017 04:50
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Tbh I would love your foot to be on my pedal. Especially if you're wearing skimpy shorts.
cofferdam
Posted - 21 April 2017 06:31
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Is CEO an old poster? Very creative, I must say.
TDB
Posted - 21 April 2017 08:04
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Probably Matty.
- creepy knowledge of other posters' personal lives
- trolling an empty board in the middle of the night
- bragging about his imaginary wealth
- strong whiff of loneliness and desperation

Seems to tick all the boxes
Monkeygirkl
Posted - 21 April 2017 10:51
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He's obviously confusing me with someone else. I don't have an ex husband.
Martian Law
Posted - 21 April 2017 10:56
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Just make sure you leave time to enjoy the ride Girkl.