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left-arm wheels
Posted - 20 March 2017 19:48
serge can be funny on the sadly all too rare occasions when he's not doing his young George Galloway act.

Witness the strutter dictations.
Bright Carver
Posted - 20 March 2017 19:56
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Kate Humble says: "Was that in this 2017 Sergewatch? Link/C&P or STFU".

She's a bit rude off-camera, Kate.
The liB Dems
Posted - 20 March 2017 19:58
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You ain't exactly Oscar Wilde yerself m7
Merkz
Posted - 20 March 2017 20:01
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[chambo] i've met ellie harrison. if you (are a chap and) wouldn't until you collapsed from exhaustion Darce would like your number .... [/chambo]
Praises Orgies
Posted - 20 March 2017 20:06
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You mean you didn't like me quoting Pink! to you?

Difficult to please the po-faced innit
Bright Carver
Posted - 20 March 2017 20:06
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Never claimed to be anywhere near dear Oscar, TDB.

Or, indeed, even claimed "I can be funny if I want to", which Serge expressly has.

He has yet to show us he can, though.
Bright Carver
Posted - 20 March 2017 20:07
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Difficult for you to be funny, apparently Serge.

Whenever you're ready, dear.
Praises Orgies
Posted - 20 March 2017 20:09
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Genuine heh @ Galloway. Miaow.

Also, probs fair cop in some ways, although need I reiterate that I am in no way left wing?!
Praises Orgies
Posted - 20 March 2017 20:13
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I asked if you liked the Pink! references you persiflage vacuum
Bright Carver
Posted - 20 March 2017 20:14
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*whispered Chris Packham voice*

Welcome back to Sergewatch.

The Serge is making some noises, but I'm afraid to say that, so far, none of them are funny.

It's a weak Serge and, whilst we obviously hope for the best, humour seems a long way away.

We'll keep watching and come back if anything funny is said.

You have definitely got time to go and make a cup of tea without risk of missing anything though.

Meanwhile, this has been sent to us from Ms. Ponchant of Appleby:

Praises Orgies
Posted - 20 March 2017 20:19
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Are you genuinely surprised no-one wants to entertain you? Bearing in mind you come across as creepy as Fritzl and with the sense of humour of Ayn Rand
Praises Orgies
Posted - 20 March 2017 20:20
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Also answer my question about Pink! creepy weirdo
Twinkle twinkle little wang
Posted - 20 March 2017 20:22
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Harsh on serge - he is "funny"

Has he not shown u how many toes he has?
Praises Orgies
Posted - 20 March 2017 20:23
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Wang if I find you I am going to headbutt you
Osama
Posted - 20 March 2017 20:26
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you'll have plenty of purchase if bare foot
Praises Orgies
Posted - 20 March 2017 20:26
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Loving this thread as it had given me cause to remindy and linky this

http://www.rollonfriday.com/MainDiscussion/tabid/381/Id/11292819/currentPage/0/Def ault.aspx

although dux tells me I'm an egomaniac so it might just be I'm revellin in a thread all about me
Twinkle twinkle little wang
Posted - 20 March 2017 20:26
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Hogh chance of a glancing blow there given the shine on that thing
Praises Orgies
Posted - 20 March 2017 20:29
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ossie m7 and wang notm7, if I catch both of you at the same time I'm going to work out which of you has the largest head and shove it up the other ones arse
Osama
Posted - 20 March 2017 20:30
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heh
Jethro is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 20 March 2017 20:32
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Lot of repressed sexual tension on this thread.
Praises Orgies
Posted - 20 March 2017 20:37
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me and ossie had luvvas tiff over the weekend so we're not touching each other at the mo

Baby steps to repair our relly at this stage
Praises Orgies
Posted - 20 March 2017 20:40
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Also where's dull chiseller gone? Disappearing act.

Always posting about music so I want an answer to my Pink! q
Jethro is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 20 March 2017 20:41
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Seeing as how you both love me so much I would make a perfect arbitrator.
Praises Orgies
Posted - 20 March 2017 20:44
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I read that as vibrator
Bright Carver
Posted - 20 March 2017 21:04
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HEH!

Serge - I apologise profusely and retract all of my previous statements/assertions/suggestions to the contrary - you definitely *can* be funny when you want to.

I hereby declare the rest of this thread open to post images of Ellie Harrison, Chris Packham, Kate Humble, Michela Strachan and/or Bill Oddie.

Bright Carver
Posted - 20 March 2017 21:07
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Serge - I'm dashing inbetween meetings but WTF is your Pink! question?!? I haven't seen the actual question anywhere, only you saying I haven't answered it.

RSVP. Going back into a meeting now.


Praises Orgies
Posted - 20 March 2017 21:12
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Don't worry about it. Tbf, I'm not that funny v often and when I am im not going to pretend it's always intentional.

The Pink! question is above @2006 and repeated at 2013
Bright Carver
Posted - 20 March 2017 21:27
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I'm not worried about it, but ta. When you are you're quite good - I just hadn't seen it until referred to it tonight. So soz again.

Re: Pink! and 20:06 and 20:13 - those posts refer to the references, but still not getting when the Pink! references were actually made. Should I run, just as fast as I can?
Praises Orgies
Posted - 20 March 2017 21:31
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When you were laying into me for not being funny on the other thread, my responses were Pink! quotes (well paraphrases)

I assumed you had appreciated it at the time, but clearly not, which rather puts a different spin on the exchange as I had understood it... They weren't very obvious tbf tbf
Bright Carver
Posted - 20 March 2017 21:34
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Soz - I missed the references/paraphrases.

(All of mine on this thread have been either Keith Moon or Ollie Reed verbatim quotes, btw).



Got to go now.
Keef is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 20 March 2017 21:36
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*David Attenborough voice*

And here we have a Sergio Parisse. The distinctive markings are a give away. Note the shiny dome, generous glutes, and a seemingly random number of digits attached to each limb.

At this stage in it's development it is trying to attract a mate by being funny. On the other side of the clearing is an Osama of breeding age. This young Sergio needs to make the Osama laugh in order to be considered a viable prospect.
Osama
Posted - 20 March 2017 21:39
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love it
Osama
Posted - 20 March 2017 21:40
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"an Osama" heh
Praises Orgies
Posted - 20 March 2017 21:42
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Kaul you are on my list
Keef is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 20 March 2017 21:48
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In a brave move the young Sergio has abandoned the comedy Groucho Marx fake nose and glasses, and is instead lecturing the Osama about Brexit and modern free-trade arrangements.

This trial and error stage may continue for some time until the Sergio hits on a winning formula.
Praises Orgies
Posted - 20 March 2017 21:52
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Ossie and I have a deep and meaningful connection. Our love supersedes, or rather transcends, the outward appearance of discord that you perceive from our rofsparring and general Brexit persiflage
left-arm wheels
Posted - 20 March 2017 21:55
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i could believe that serge on the basis of most of your repartee...there is a certain chemistry and even a fondness. then sometimes you properly lay into him like at the weekend and I think, wtf, maybe they actually do hate each other
Praises Orgies
Posted - 20 March 2017 22:01
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I certainly do not h7 him. I can't speak for his feelings towards me, that's not my place

He can be mean too
left-arm wheels
Posted - 20 March 2017 22:08
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h8 was the wrong word. something less than that.

i think u are both pretty likeable tbh