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Ash89
Posted - 20 March 2017 14:55
I would probably feel silly - not dumb.

My entire life isn't ROF.
Judy_Carter
Posted - 20 March 2017 14:56
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No
Trigger Warning
Posted - 20 March 2017 14:58
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How can it be dumb? You can't know everything. Knowing and subsequently forgetting might be a bit dumb.

Do you think everyone is dumb?
wango loopy nuts r we
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:02
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Can you explain who you're being snide about otherwise this really isn't going to turn into good viewing
Trigger Warning
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:04
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My guess is hoolie/gannicus
hoolie is voting lib dem
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:04
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It's either me or OB Clive

1. Dating a roffer
2. Hated by cookie

He'll do his "God you are so dumb you think this is about you thing" now. Meaning there isn't a thing, he just wants to be a tit
Judy_Carter
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:07
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I wish that this were me and Jims Mowing *sigh*
FondantFancies
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:07
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Which roffer are you dating Cookie?

I know a certain roffer who likes to do that thing with their thumb, is that what you're referring to?
a reasonabIe man
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:09
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Oh wasn't it cookie who once said that people who bring things from off the board on to the board were scum? Most of cookie's windows must be smashed by now.
Clergs is voting lib dem
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:10
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heheheheh@ff

also what wang said!
hoolie is voting lib dem
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:37
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Oh right there isn't anything then

"I know something you don't know doo day, doo dah"
Phoebe Caulfield
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:39
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I know a certain roffer who likes to do that thing with their thumb, is that what you're referring to?

our pub chats should stay in the pub!
Trigger Warning
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:41
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Also: "know" in this context would have to be an actual fact, eg. Gannicus is a convicted upskirt photographer and NOT something subjective, eg. Gannicus' is seriously fit.
Clergs is voting lib dem
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:42
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who does the thumb thing?!?!?!?
Trigger Warning
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:43
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what is the thumb thing?!?!?!
Clergs is voting lib dem
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:44
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I'm not even sure!
Jethro is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:45
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I love Clergs but I know absolutely nothing about her. I don't care if I'm dumb.
Trigger Warning
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:45
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I think it's a trick. I think there is actually no such thing as a thumb thing.

sad banta
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:45
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Clergs is voting lib dem
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:46
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I know that a girl who dated beloved before me knew how to do something awesome with her little finger

but I don;t know what it was

the wondering haunts me
Clergs is voting lib dem
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:46
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loveu2 jethers
sad banta
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:47
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Wrap him round it ?
Clergs is voting lib dem
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:47
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I don't think it was that
Trigger Warning
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:49
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pinkyfinger = stinkyfinger, non?
Jethro is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:49
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I imagine your lilting Scotch accent singing lullabies to me Clergs. I think I am obsessed.
Force me Jaw
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:52
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Clergs, how good is your voice? Could you out sing Lydia?
Clergs is voting lib dem
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:53
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probably, woo

I have never been led to believe that this was particularly demanded tho

that's cute, jethers
Clergs is voting lib dem
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:53
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er

I have grade 8 violin and u have to be able to sing to about grade 5 for the oral (snort) test bit for that but I wouldn't sell tickets
Martian Law
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:55
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Do many blokes ask for the stinkypinky finger?
Jethro is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:55
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I don't even mind it when you patronise me.
🐤🐤🐤 is voting Conservative
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:56
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You are Cookie, you weirdo. Stop trying to be all Pinteresque or something.


a reasonabIe man
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:09
Oh wasn't it cookie who once said that people who bring things from off the board on to the board were scum? Most of cookie's windows must be smashed by now.
Cofferdam
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:57
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Not sure dumb is the right term but more intrigue ..as to how could one really be this.

I should keep my rof dates with pingu more quiet!
Clergs is voting lib dem
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:57
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heh@dux
hoolie is voting lib dem
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:59
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If you have to ask for it, you're both doing it wrong
Clergs is voting lib dem
Posted - 20 March 2017 16:01
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I have a greater fear of the sex offenders register than u, hoolie

Asking is important
Martian Law
Posted - 20 March 2017 16:03
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I can see Hoolie's point though
Clergs is voting lib dem
Posted - 20 March 2017 16:06
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I would be fvcked right off if someone just assumed
Clergs is voting lib dem
Posted - 20 March 2017 16:08
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is it nev and does that mean you meant OB?

There is no way OB doesn't know

unless u mean nev is secretly in the circus or something

which he could be
Clergs is voting lib dem
Posted - 20 March 2017 16:08
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"where did you get those bruises?"

"I fell off the trapez... I mean, never mind"
Mr Hargreaves
Posted - 20 March 2017 16:08
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so pretty much what hoolie said at 15.04 then

righto
Clergs is voting lib dem
Posted - 20 March 2017 16:09
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plus they aren't precisely "dating", are they?
Woolfreturned
Posted - 20 March 2017 16:15
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love that the thumb trick is still a thing roffers talk about.
chimes ♥
Posted - 20 March 2017 16:16
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I only discovered last week that Cam was a train spotter.
Clergs is voting lib dem
Posted - 20 March 2017 16:16
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Heh1
wango loopy nuts r we
Posted - 20 March 2017 16:17
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Yeah it's not like there were any obvious clues is it chimeO...?

*slaps forehead in despair*
hoolie is voting lib dem
Posted - 20 March 2017 16:19
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Yes mr Hargreaves. He's losing his touch eh
hoolie is voting lib dem
Posted - 20 March 2017 16:31
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Did clubbers vote lib dem in 2005???
Clergs is voting lib dem
Posted - 20 March 2017 16:36
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heh!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jethro is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 20 March 2017 16:36
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Or ignore me.
Clergs is voting lib dem
Posted - 20 March 2017 16:38
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I am nominating cookie for most annoying roffer 2017
Jethro is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 20 March 2017 16:47
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What about the cutest?
Clergs is voting lib dem
Posted - 20 March 2017 16:49
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that can be u, jeth
🐤🐤🐤 is voting Conservative
Posted - 20 March 2017 16:49
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Clergs, you can't nomin8 people you've boffed, it's rude.
Clergs is voting lib dem
Posted - 20 March 2017 16:52
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:-|
🐤🐤🐤 is voting Conservative
Posted - 20 March 2017 16:53
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:-D
wango loopy nuts r we
Posted - 20 March 2017 16:55
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I think that's dux's way of asking you for a bonk
Clergs is voting lib dem
Posted - 20 March 2017 16:55
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I'm too supine for dux's tastes
🐤🐤🐤 is voting Conservative
Posted - 20 March 2017 16:58
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Don't be ridiculous.

My nomination is UP, whose consistently erroneous political statements have gone beyond the comical.
Clergs is voting lib dem
Posted - 20 March 2017 16:59
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he has been quite wrong today
Clergs is voting lib dem
Posted - 20 March 2017 16:59
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but he says what he means which cookie NEVER does
Jethro is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 20 March 2017 17:08
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I do not know Clergs in the biblical, or indeed any other, sense.
Clergs is voting lib dem
Posted - 20 March 2017 17:10
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u stood me up at KGX that time

we couldve been pals!
Jethro is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 20 March 2017 17:15
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I think meeting you in a public place with hardly any warning would be a form of assault that you would be entitled to be a bit upset about.
Perfidious Porpoise
Posted - 20 March 2017 17:18
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Jethro, be grateful that she didn't throw a drink in your face and yell at you for being hideous.
Phoebe Caulfield
Posted - 20 March 2017 17:27
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Back to the OP,

Who has started dating Jayerz and only realised he was short when he took his cuban heels off?
Jethro is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 20 March 2017 17:48
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I was sitting in the Eat in Kings Cross eating a sandwich a couple of weeks ago and an attractive Scottish girl was sitting at the table next to me. I did wonder if it was Clergs, but she was looking at her phone all the time she was there and never once was on RoF, so I assumed it was not her.
Clergs is voting lib dem
Posted - 20 March 2017 17:53
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how could you tell she was Scottish?

and where is the Eat in King's Cross?? do you mean Pret?
Jethro is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 20 March 2017 17:56
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Oh sorry Pret yes. I get them mixed up.

She was wearing a kilt.
Gravitas? What Gravitas?
Posted - 20 March 2017 18:03
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Is this something to do with soft boiled eggs?
Asturias es mi patria
Posted - 20 March 2017 21:40
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Oh good, everyone's out to play now

Right Cookie, spill please before Nev threatens to break your [ windows/ back door down/ sense of ennui]
Keef is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 20 March 2017 21:56
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Ok. Enough foreplay. Names and accusations pls.
Clergs is voting lib dem
Posted - 20 March 2017 21:59
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Who's even left to "date" these days
Edelweiss Pirate
Posted - 20 March 2017 22:14
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How the fukk have u guys managed to fill the fat end of 100 posts talking about precisely fukk all? No offence
Osama
Posted - 20 March 2017 22:20
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I think its about you m6
Monkeygirkl
Posted - 20 March 2017 22:58
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Can I join in Serge?
Osama
Posted - 20 March 2017 23:00
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Morning Adelaide

my sis was there last week, lovely place she lied
Monkeygirkl
Posted - 20 March 2017 23:08
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I can tag along on the outer, like the kid who wants to belong to the gang but never will because she's not willing to fire a gun at a pigeon under the bridge. So she just supplies the drugs.
Monkeygirkl
Posted - 20 March 2017 23:29
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Since when did you care about upsetting anyone Chris?
Keef is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 20 March 2017 23:38
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Unless you post about certain subjects, obv.
wooden spoon 2
Posted - 21 March 2017 07:48
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Was the OP being serious or just a sh1t?

Assuming he was being serious then I still wonder why he posts something that is clearly so rhetorical it answers itself. The answer being it depends on what you didn't know. If you didn't know the rofer was also a High Court judge you may be more dumb than normal. However if you didn't know the rofer was a hooker on the side paying his/her way through law school then perhaps you can feel slightly miffed.

That said I think the OP was just being a sh1t and trying to intimidate a rofer he doesn't like being alluding to something he could reveal to all on the board if he so desired. No wonder all the roffettes love him so much.
Cofferdam
Posted - 21 March 2017 10:18
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If you didn't know the rofer was also a High Court judge you may be more dumb than normal. However if you didn't know the rofer was a hooker on the side paying his/her way through law school then perhaps you can feel slightly miffed.

Nicely stirred, Sir.
Bright Carver
Posted - 21 March 2017 10:20
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"That said I think the OP was just being a sh1t and trying to intimidate a rofer he doesn't like being alluding to something he could reveal to all on the board if he so desired. No wonder all the roffettes love him so much."

Oh no.

Nope.

I'm not having that.

Cookie would never, ever do something like that.

Take it back, wooden spoon 2.

Take back what you said about Cookie.
FondantFancies
Posted - 21 March 2017 10:35
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If we tun this up do you think he'll spill the beans?
Bright Carver
Posted - 21 March 2017 10:41
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No!

Cookie would never try and intimidate another ROFer with an implied threat of revealing info about them, let alone reveal all.

He's a fine, upstanding member of ROF. He simply won't be able to spill the beans.
wooden spoon 2
Posted - 21 March 2017 10:46
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Perhaps, as per the other thread, the OP will just email the information to a selected list of rofers.
polz
Posted - 21 March 2017 10:48
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heh. what a pathetic OP.
Jethro is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 21 March 2017 11:02
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How do you spill the beans with a soft boiled egg?
wooden spoon 2
Posted - 21 March 2017 11:03
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Prematurely?
Bright Carver
Posted - 21 March 2017 11:04
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We can all send emails, wooden spoon 2.

Bright Carver
Posted - 21 March 2017 11:10
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Gr8 existential shout from Swing this morning...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMqPlQgHww8
Clergs is voting lib dem
Posted - 21 March 2017 11:14
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seriously, who is even dating a roffer these days?
Clergs is voting lib dem
Posted - 21 March 2017 11:14
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I'm so annoyed by this thread
.....Meh
Posted - 21 March 2017 11:17
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Who are the people?? Just announce yourself and your ishoos.
Clergs is voting lib dem
Posted - 21 March 2017 11:18
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let's do a chant until he specifies

SPIT IT OUT
SPIT IT OUT
SPIT IT OUT
Bright Carver
Posted - 21 March 2017 11:20
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"I'm so annoyed by this thread"

Don't give in, Clergs.



x

(He doesn't know about us, does he?)
Clergs is voting lib dem
Posted - 21 March 2017 11:21
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no, we're top secret
left-arm wheels
Posted - 21 March 2017 11:25
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i wonder if the op regrets posting this thread...
Bright Carver
Posted - 21 March 2017 11:25
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Well done.

I love that you don't mind having the same special tune with me that you had with him.

Take care, my love...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7EnYrW0oQM

Bright Carver
Posted - 21 March 2017 11:26
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OH MY GOD THIS IS POSTING ON THE THREAD

THOUGHT IT WAS PRIVATE MESSAGING

ROF - PLS DELETE!!!
Jethro is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 21 March 2017 11:28
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I thought we were dating Clergs?
Bright Carver
Posted - 21 March 2017 11:30
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I think we still are, Jethro.

Can everyone who's dating Clergs please sign-in below.

Me: Present

Jethro: Present.

The rest of you please step up and declare.
.....Meh
Posted - 21 March 2017 11:34
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Cookie's Mate Geoff
Posted - 21 March 2017 11:34
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Present!
Bright Carver
Posted - 21 March 2017 11:44
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Come on the rest of you - let's dubtun this with people who are currently dating Clergs...
Jethro is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 21 March 2017 11:45
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Not sure the servers will cope.
Bobbie-Fleckmann
Posted - 21 March 2017 11:47
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if it's about Boner's "issues", actually Tam and I are both fully aware.
(it's Cru who he's still hiding it from)
FondantFancies
Posted - 21 March 2017 11:48
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/ but only when a 3sum is on offer
Jethro is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 21 March 2017 11:50
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I might be able to accommodate you both.
The Wizard of Oz
Posted - 21 March 2017 11:54
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Me. (It still counts if Clergs doesn't know, right?)
Trigger Warning
Posted - 21 March 2017 11:55
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Does long distance sexting count?
.....Meh
Posted - 21 March 2017 11:56
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Yes.
The Wizard of Oz
Posted - 21 March 2017 11:57
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Anything goes, apparently.
Clergs is voting lib dem
Posted - 21 March 2017 11:58
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multiheh

Shooter
Posted - 21 March 2017 12:08
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I'm not really 'dating' Clergs as such, we just use each other for incredibly satisfying and sordid sechs each weekend.
Clergs is voting lib dem
Posted - 21 March 2017 12:50
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sigh
Bright Carver
Posted - 21 March 2017 12:55
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Cookie's Mate Geoff
Posted - 21 March 2017 13:27
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Cookie is away from his desk at present but has emailed me quickly and wishes me to thank all his friends for making this his first ton in years,

He intends to reveal all at 2pm today.
Bright Carver
Posted - 21 March 2017 13:32
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Modern love - isn't it just, hmm?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hDbpF4Mvkw
a reasonabIe man
Posted - 22 March 2017 11:35
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Come on cookie. Explain yourself.