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Ash89
Posted - 20 March 2017 14:55
I would probably feel silly - not dumb.

My entire life isn't ROF.
Judy_Carter
Posted - 20 March 2017 14:56
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No
Wangpain for real ale
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:02
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Can you explain who you're being snide about otherwise this really isn't going to turn into good viewing
Misshoolie
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:04
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It's either me or OB Clive

1. Dating a roffer
2. Hated by cookie

He'll do his "God you are so dumb you think this is about you thing" now. Meaning there isn't a thing, he just wants to be a tit
Judy_Carter
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:07
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I wish that this were me and Jims Mowing *sigh*
FestiveFancies
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:07
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Which roffer are you dating Cookie?

I know a certain roffer who likes to do that thing with their thumb, is that what you're referring to?
a reasonabIe man
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:09
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Oh wasn't it cookie who once said that people who bring things from off the board on to the board were scum? Most of cookie's windows must be smashed by now.
Misshoolie
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:37
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Oh right there isn't anything then

"I know something you don't know doo day, doo dah"
Phoebe Caulfield
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:39
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I know a certain roffer who likes to do that thing with their thumb, is that what you're referring to?

our pub chats should stay in the pub!
sad banta
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:45
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sad banta
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:47
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Wrap him round it ?
Force me Jaw
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:52
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Clergs, how good is your voice? Could you out sing Lydia?
Father Christmartian
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:55
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Do many blokes ask for the stinkypinky finger?
3-ducks
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:56
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You are Cookie, you weirdo. Stop trying to be all Pinteresque or something.


a reasonabIe man
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:09
Oh wasn't it cookie who once said that people who bring things from off the board on to the board were scum? Most of cookie's windows must be smashed by now.
Festive Edam
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:57
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Not sure dumb is the right term but more intrigue ..as to how could one really be this.

I should keep my rof dates with pingu more quiet!
Misshoolie
Posted - 20 March 2017 15:59
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If you have to ask for it, you're both doing it wrong
Father Christmartian
Posted - 20 March 2017 16:03
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I can see Hoolie's point though
Mr Hargreaves
Posted - 20 March 2017 16:08
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so pretty much what hoolie said at 15.04 then

righto
Woolfreturned
Posted - 20 March 2017 16:15
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love that the thumb trick is still a thing roffers talk about.
chimes ♥
Posted - 20 March 2017 16:16
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I only discovered last week that Cam was a train spotter.
Wangpain for real ale
Posted - 20 March 2017 16:17
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Yeah it's not like there were any obvious clues is it chimeO...?

*slaps forehead in despair*
Misshoolie
Posted - 20 March 2017 16:19
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Yes mr Hargreaves. He's losing his touch eh
Misshoolie
Posted - 20 March 2017 16:31
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Did clubbers vote lib dem in 2005???
3-ducks
Posted - 20 March 2017 16:49
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Clergs, you can't nomin8 people you've boffed, it's rude.
3-ducks
Posted - 20 March 2017 16:53
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:-D
Wangpain for real ale
Posted - 20 March 2017 16:55
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I think that's dux's way of asking you for a bonk
3-ducks
Posted - 20 March 2017 16:58
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Don't be ridiculous.

My nomination is UP, whose consistently erroneous political statements have gone beyond the comical.
Merry Mereswine
Posted - 20 March 2017 17:18
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Jethro, be grateful that she didn't throw a drink in your face and yell at you for being hideous.
Phoebe Caulfield
Posted - 20 March 2017 17:27
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Back to the OP,

Who has started dating Jayerz and only realised he was short when he took his cuban heels off?
Asturias es mi patria
Posted - 20 March 2017 21:40
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Oh good, everyone's out to play now

Right Cookie, spill please before Nev threatens to break your [ windows/ back door down/ sense of ennui]
Keef_
Posted - 20 March 2017 21:56
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Ok. Enough foreplay. Names and accusations pls.
Osama
Posted - 20 March 2017 22:20
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I think its about you m6
Monkeygirkl
Posted - 20 March 2017 22:58
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Can I join in Serge?
Osama
Posted - 20 March 2017 23:00
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Morning Adelaide

my sis was there last week, lovely place she lied
Monkeygirkl
Posted - 20 March 2017 23:08
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I can tag along on the outer, like the kid who wants to belong to the gang but never will because she's not willing to fire a gun at a pigeon under the bridge. So she just supplies the drugs.
Monkeygirkl
Posted - 20 March 2017 23:29
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Since when did you care about upsetting anyone Chris?
Keef_
Posted - 20 March 2017 23:38
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Unless you post about certain subjects, obv.
wooden spoon 2
Posted - 21 March 2017 07:48
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Was the OP being serious or just a sh1t?

Assuming he was being serious then I still wonder why he posts something that is clearly so rhetorical it answers itself. The answer being it depends on what you didn't know. If you didn't know the rofer was also a High Court judge you may be more dumb than normal. However if you didn't know the rofer was a hooker on the side paying his/her way through law school then perhaps you can feel slightly miffed.

That said I think the OP was just being a sh1t and trying to intimidate a rofer he doesn't like being alluding to something he could reveal to all on the board if he so desired. No wonder all the roffettes love him so much.
Festive Edam
Posted - 21 March 2017 10:18
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If you didn't know the rofer was also a High Court judge you may be more dumb than normal. However if you didn't know the rofer was a hooker on the side paying his/her way through law school then perhaps you can feel slightly miffed.

Nicely stirred, Sir.
FestiveFancies
Posted - 21 March 2017 10:35
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If we tun this up do you think he'll spill the beans?
wooden spoon 2
Posted - 21 March 2017 10:46
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Perhaps, as per the other thread, the OP will just email the information to a selected list of rofers.
polz
Posted - 21 March 2017 10:48
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heh. what a pathetic OP.
wooden spoon 2
Posted - 21 March 2017 11:03
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Prematurely?
.....Meh
Posted - 21 March 2017 11:17
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Who are the people?? Just announce yourself and your ishoos.
left-arm wheels
Posted - 21 March 2017 11:25
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i wonder if the op regrets posting this thread...
.....Meh
Posted - 21 March 2017 11:34
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/
Cookie's Mate Geoff
Posted - 21 March 2017 11:34
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Present!
Bobbie-Fleckmann
Posted - 21 March 2017 11:47
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if it's about Boner's "issues", actually Tam and I are both fully aware.
(it's Cru who he's still hiding it from)
FestiveFancies
Posted - 21 March 2017 11:48
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/ but only when a 3sum is on offer
The Wizard of Oz
Posted - 21 March 2017 11:54
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Me. (It still counts if Clergs doesn't know, right?)
.....Meh
Posted - 21 March 2017 11:56
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Yes.
The Wizard of Oz
Posted - 21 March 2017 11:57
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Anything goes, apparently.
Shooter
Posted - 21 March 2017 12:08
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I'm not really 'dating' Clergs as such, we just use each other for incredibly satisfying and sordid sechs each weekend.
Cookie's Mate Geoff
Posted - 21 March 2017 13:27
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Cookie is away from his desk at present but has emailed me quickly and wishes me to thank all his friends for making this his first ton in years,

He intends to reveal all at 2pm today.
a reasonabIe man
Posted - 22 March 2017 11:35
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Come on cookie. Explain yourself.