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Clergs is voting lib dem
Posted - 17 March 2017 12:51
hm

I hate that we're not a republic but RtL was a crusadouche

going4 QE2
Twinkle twinkle little wang
Posted - 17 March 2017 12:53
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Hey Cromwell had his chance and he lost to a weak and feeble woman m7. Not a vote
Stixta
Posted - 17 March 2017 12:58
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QE2
Judy_Carter
Posted - 17 March 2017 12:58
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This is so tough but I am presently a loyal subject of Elizabeth II Regina,

so it has to be

Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II
sad banta
Posted - 17 March 2017 12:59
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Claire Foy is lush, therefore QE2
Queen E is voting LibDem
Posted - 17 March 2017 13:01
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QE 2
Twinkle twinkle little wang
Posted - 17 March 2017 13:03
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And another for QE2 from montie by post.

Looks like the beast from the east is losing yet another battle
limespider
Posted - 17 March 2017 13:04
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Coeur de Lion every day for me.

The crusade, fought on external lines of supply, was masterful. In particular Tyre and Acre. Frenchies let him down and so he wisely pulled up before Jerusalem in the same way that Napoleon did not at Moscow.
Phoebe Caulfield
Posted - 17 March 2017 13:05
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Lizzie II
Monkeygirkl
Posted - 17 March 2017 13:06
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Lizzie! Lizzie! Lizzie!
limespider
Posted - 17 March 2017 13:08
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Lizzie's getting the sentimental "now is the best" vote. Much like that vote in about 1992 on BBC for the best album of all time revealing the winner to be Simply Red - Stars.
Pinkus
Posted - 17 March 2017 13:10
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Remember the episode of Maid Marion and Her Merry Men where The Sheriff of Nottingham tried to build a tunnel from Worksop to Scunthorpe?
The Donald
Posted - 17 March 2017 13:10
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Anotehr vote for QEII - the continental yellow press would long be extinct without her and her family
Twinkle twinkle little wang
Posted - 17 March 2017 13:14
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That's a win for Madge - I am not sure anyone can stop her in this kind of form.

Lionheart: vanquished

Next up, it's tricky dicko himself:

Richard III

versus

Queen Victoria
🐀🐀🐀 is voting Conservative
Posted - 17 March 2017 13:16
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Old Vic.
Montagueh
Posted - 17 March 2017 13:16
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A vote for Vicky and Empire from me, Clive...
Judy_Carter
Posted - 17 March 2017 13:18
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The last British monarch of the House of Hanover: Queen Victoria - By the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland Queen, Defender of the Faith, Empress of India
Twinkle twinkle little wang
Posted - 17 March 2017 13:18
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Judy, I think it's quite lucky you never met clubbers when he was single or you'd have a fleet of hairy children
Queen E is voting LibDem
Posted - 17 March 2017 13:20
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Richard III
BREXIT!!
Posted - 17 March 2017 13:20
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KING ARTHUR AND HIS MAGIC SWORD
Montagueh
Posted - 17 March 2017 13:20
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Are you suggesting Judo is particularly hirsute, wnagle...?
Twinkle twinkle little wang
Posted - 17 March 2017 13:22
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It was the lead guitarist for ZZ Top montie so I've heard
The Donald
Posted - 17 March 2017 13:23
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Queen Victoria
Judy_Carter
Posted - 17 March 2017 13:23
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In another life, instead of being a bored solicitor, I could have been a Nell Gwynn type. I missed my calling and my era.
limespider
Posted - 17 March 2017 13:24
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umm, child killing fratricide or professional widow/recluse.

RIII for me, but only for the manner of his dying.
Judy_Carter
Posted - 17 March 2017 13:24
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I am quite preternaturally unhairy, actually. It goes with having the white / grey ear wax. I simply don't have that gene.
Queen E is voting LibDem
Posted - 17 March 2017 13:26
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Fratricide?
Stixta
Posted - 17 March 2017 13:27
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Richard
Phoebe Caulfield
Posted - 17 March 2017 13:28
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I feel I should pick Vicky for sisterly reasons

but I am going to go with Richard III
Twinkle twinkle little wang
Posted - 17 March 2017 13:29
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NECK AND NECK

*with apologies to sufferers of scoliosis
daddycam
Posted - 17 March 2017 13:36
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Victoria for me, Brian
Pinkus
Posted - 17 March 2017 13:36
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Vicky.
Twinkle twinkle little wang
Posted - 17 March 2017 13:43
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And a narrow win for Victoria, who will see QE2 in the semi finals

Next

Old Teddy Longshanks

v

Henry V

This is going to be one helluva battle
daddycam
Posted - 17 March 2017 13:46
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Ed I
(HV had a flash in the pan and then carked it. no staying power)
Judy_Carter
Posted - 17 March 2017 13:46
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The English Justinian for me, Clive.
Montagueh
Posted - 17 March 2017 13:46
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Hal...
sad banta
Posted - 17 March 2017 13:48
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"And a narrow win for Victoria, who will see QE2 in the semi finals"

Wang's World Cup is sponsored by Cunard.
Twinkle twinkle little wang
Posted - 17 March 2017 13:48
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Good start for the Hammer of the Scots. Other things history has hammered: witches. Makes you think eh.
🐀🐀🐀 is voting Conservative
Posted - 17 March 2017 13:48
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HANK 5
Judy_Carter
Posted - 17 March 2017 13:49
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I learned this week that the majority of Scotch witches were male, whereas in England, they were female.
Twinkle twinkle little wang
Posted - 17 March 2017 13:52
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If I have not rec'd it before, u should read witchfinders by Malcolm gaskill. very good book
The Donald
Posted - 17 March 2017 13:52
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Henry V
sad banta
Posted - 17 March 2017 13:52
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They're like frogs. Different chemicals in the water in Scotland.
Twinkle twinkle little wang
Posted - 17 March 2017 13:55
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It's tense this one.
Used Psychology
Posted - 17 March 2017 13:55
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Um how is it a World Cup if it's just English monarchs?

Surely this is some sort of FA cup arrangement?
Queen E is voting LibDem
Posted - 17 March 2017 13:58
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Ed I
Twinkle twinkle little wang
Posted - 17 March 2017 13:58
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It's the best 16 monarchs in the world ever as selected by a completely impartial panel of me. They just happened to be all English. I know u have a hard on for Baldwin of Jerusalem, but he was shyt. So was charlemagne
Montagueh
Posted - 17 March 2017 13:59
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Tbf, Charlemagne was pretty tasty as a monarch...Alexander the Great wasn't too shabby, neither...
The Donald
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:00
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Wang, die you mean to post this under your 3-dux handle?
Twinkle twinkle little wang
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:01
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It's three all betwixt the warrior kings. We'l;l be heading into golden goal territory soon clive
Twinkle twinkle little wang
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:01
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3dx is a big fan of Baldwin of Jerusalem the donald
Stixta
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:02
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Longshanks
Twinkle twinkle little wang
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:16
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Ok, well that's a win for big Ed.

Last 1/4 final -

Elizabeth 1

v

William the conqueror
🐀🐀🐀 is voting Conservative
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:16
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Which regnal number Balders are we talking about?
Used Psychology
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:17
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Heh.

Bhumibol Adulyadej Is up there, and RuaidhrΓ­, King of Connacht was pretty nifty too.
🐀🐀🐀 is voting Conservative
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:17
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I've already voted, but faod: BILL THE CONK
Stixta
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:19
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William
Pinkus
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:20
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William I
Twinkle twinkle little wang
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:20
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Surprising amount of support for the bastard on rof. Is this cos you all claim norman forebears?
Judy_Carter
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:21
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The Virgin Queen

The Faerie Queen

Gloriana

THE GREATEST GINGER EVER, UNTIL LAZ TOOK THAT MANTLE
🐀🐀🐀 is voting Conservative
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:21
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No, but he didn't persecute Catholics. In fact, he was one!
The Donald
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:22
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Elisabeth 1 - I am controversial like this
Lib-Dem-Cyp-ree-en
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:22
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Billy CONKER for me.
The Donald
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:22
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Heh @ Judo!
🐀🐀🐀 is voting Conservative
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:24
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There were loads of better gingers: the Holy Roman Emperor Barbarossa, St Catherine of Alexandria, Nicole Kidman.
The Donald
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:25
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None of them were English though - and therefore disqualified in any Wang world cup
🐀🐀🐀 is voting Conservative
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:26
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They also weren't monarchs.
Judy_Carter
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:27
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but if there was no Catholic persecution, there would be no houses with priests' holes.
Twinkle twinkle little wang
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:28
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FTAOD I am pretty sure there are at least 2 Australian queens in the semi finals...
hoolie is voting lib dem
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:30
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How didn't Charles II make the seeding? Restored the monarchy (which I'm dubious about but if you're a king it's pretty good evidence of being good at it) and epic shagger.
🐀🐀🐀 is voting Conservative
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:31
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What Wang said. And Canadian ones.
The Donald
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:31
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Barbarossa could qualify as a monarch, I would think
🐀🐀🐀 is voting Conservative
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:31
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Ok, fair. But you can't tell me Nicole is.
Twinkle twinkle little wang
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:32
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Charles II lost out in the Girls Hair qualification round to George III
🐀🐀🐀 is voting Conservative
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:33
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Who did George III lose out to then?
🐀🐀🐀 is voting Conservative
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:33
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Presumably Richard II in the Crazy Kings quals.
Twinkle twinkle little wang
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:34
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He was disqualified for thinking he was a petunia called dereck
🐀🐀🐀 is voting Conservative
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:35
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I think we can call time on this round
Montagueh
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:35
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Gloriana...
Twinkle twinkle little wang
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:37
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Yep, Good Queen Bess is knocked out by William.

semis next (no not that sort)

Queen Elizabeth II

versus

Queen Victoria
The Donald
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:39
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QE II everything else would be treason
Judy_Carter
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:41
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Elizabeth II - Dei Gratia Britanniarum Regnorumque Suorum Ceterorum Regina Consortionis Populorum Princeps Fidei Defensor

LONG LIVE OUR NOBLE QUEEN
B'A'M
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:41
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Vic
Judy_Carter
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:43
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DONALD - Sind sie Deutscher?
🐀🐀🐀 is voting Conservative
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:44
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Vicky.
Montagueh
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:47
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Elizabeth II - Dei Gratia Britanniarum Regnorumque Suorum Ceterorum Regina Consortionis Populorum Princeps Fidei Defensor

LONG LIVE OUR NOBLE QUEEN

Works for me, Clive...
Montagueh
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:49
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Oi, wang - it was 3-3 on Gloriana and the bastard...
Twinkle twinkle little wang
Posted - 17 March 2017 14:53
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4/3 to the conk montie u buffoon
Obadiah Hakeswill
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:04
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Victoria
Twinkle twinkle little wang
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:05
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3/3 in this girl on girl contest. Golden Goal time now
Jethro is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:05
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Victoria.
Twinkle twinkle little wang
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:06
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JETHERS WITH THE DEATH BLOW

QE2 IS OUT

OM and indeed G CLIVE
Stixta
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:07
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Damn fvcking slow RoF, I was going for QE2
Twinkle twinkle little wang
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:08
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Right let's rap this baby up in time for the pub


Edward "Longshanks" the First, the Hammer of the Scots


v


William "the bastard" the Conqueror
Obadiah Hakeswill
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:09
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Longshanks
Stixta
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:10
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Longshanks
Judy_Carter
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:10
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El Bastardo
🐀🐀🐀 is voting Conservative
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:10
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It's Edward I for me
Phoebe Caulfield
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:12
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Wills
Montagueh
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:12
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The bastard...
Twinkle twinkle little wang
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:13
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shaping up for another ding dong here
Pinkus
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:14
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Unbelievable Jeff.

B to the Conk.
Jethro is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:20
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Longshanks.
Twinkle twinkle little wang
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:22
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Another golden goal situation... literally anything could happen.
The Donald
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:24
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William
Obadiah Hakeswill
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:25
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F*ck me. A Norman who came over in 1066 with a tenuous claim to the throne, killed a proper good old Anglo-Saxon ruler and fu*ked off back to the continent a year later never to be seen again is into the final?

I bet you lot voting for him are Scottish ain't ya?
Twinkle twinkle little wang
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:26
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And the conqueror conquers conquerily again.

so to the final

rof's favourite monarch 2017 is....

QUEEN VICTORIA

or

WILLIAM THE CONQUEROR
🐀🐀🐀 is voting Conservative
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:27
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QUEEN VICTORIA!
Judy_Carter
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:28
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This is so tense.

MRS BROWN ON THE FINAL FURLONG
Phoebe Caulfield
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:30
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Vicky
Jethro is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:31
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Hold on I make Longshanks against William 4-4.

It really is true that Wang can't count isn't it?
Pinkus
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:33
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Will.I.Am
The Donald
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:34
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Well - this is great final, much better than some of the last WWC, and both deserve to win.

But since we have to chose:William
Jethro is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:36
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Victoria FFS!
The Donald
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:41
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You are such a softie, wang.

Remember, the oppression of the working class started under Queen Victoria...
The Donald
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:41
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Jethro, not Wang - sorry!
Montagueh
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:43
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Vicky...
Jethro is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:44
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Can't have a foreigner winning this. What is wrong with you people?
Twinkle twinkle little wang
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:51
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I love that this has turned jethro into a raging normanist
Pinkus
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:52
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I'm William the first, I am
William the first I am, I am,

Was William the one with 6 wives?
The Donald
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:54
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Heh: Jethro and the Raging Normanists would be a great band
Clergs is voting lib dem
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:55
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guillaume!
Stixta
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:56
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William
Twinkle twinkle little wang
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:57
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Jethers have u voted for victoria or william it's not clear
🐀🐀🐀 is voting Conservative
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:58
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"the oppression of the working class started under Queen Victoria"

Eh? It was under Victoria that universal suffrage was introduced and Trade Unions were established.
🐀🐀🐀 is voting Conservative
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:58
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* universal male usffrage
Obadiah Hakeswill
Posted - 17 March 2017 15:59
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Victoria
Twinkle twinkle little wang
Posted - 17 March 2017 16:01
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Yeah I'd say it's a bit harsh to blame the class system on victoria whilst willy gets off scot free
Merkz
Posted - 17 March 2017 16:02
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Victoria
Heffalump
Posted - 17 March 2017 16:04
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thank **** I got back for this

WILLIAM of course
volenti_nfi
Posted - 17 March 2017 16:04
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Victoria
Jethro is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 17 March 2017 16:05
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VICTORIA
Twinkle twinkle little wang
Posted - 17 March 2017 16:07
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Ahh see I got confused when you started banging on about foreigners whether or not u were voting for the frenchie or the german
Heffalump
Posted - 17 March 2017 16:08
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ffs
victoria didn't actually do anything
william made a nation
Judy_Carter
Posted - 17 March 2017 16:08
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this is down to the wire
Judy_Carter
Posted - 17 March 2017 16:10
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schoolboy defending from Heffers, Clive.
Obadiah Hakeswill
Posted - 17 March 2017 16:10
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The Frenchie is French, and lived here for about a year. The German is half-British, born in London and lived here her whole life.
Obadiah Hakeswill
Posted - 17 March 2017 16:11
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"william made a nation"

In Normandy.
Heffalump
Posted - 17 March 2017 16:12
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some off the ball tackling there from judy
Twinkle twinkle little wang
Posted - 17 March 2017 16:13
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No he didn't heff he stole a nation. Aethelstan made it
Heffalump
Posted - 17 March 2017 16:16
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let's compromise
he broke the old one (bad) but he made a new one (in the end, good)
vicky did nowt
Used Psychology
Posted - 17 March 2017 16:17
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I feel the entire Viking set up has been cruelly ignored here Clive
Twinkle twinkle little wang
Posted - 17 March 2017 16:18
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You're pyssing against the winds of history here Heff old sun. Judging at 4.30
Twinkle twinkle little wang
Posted - 17 March 2017 16:19
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It's no surprise to anyone that you're a Cnut


Fan ULP
Judy_Carter
Posted - 17 March 2017 16:19
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Queen Victoria could speak fluent Hindi. Bet the Conk couldn't
Judy_Carter
Posted - 17 March 2017 16:21
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At 4' 11", she was taller than Jayerz.
Judy_Carter
Posted - 17 March 2017 16:21
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If it were not for her marrying Albert, we shouldn't have Chrimbo trees.
Used Psychology
Posted - 17 March 2017 16:23
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More Sven Forkbeard

You, Clive?
B'A'M
Posted - 17 March 2017 16:23
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was WIlliam the one that killed Harold?

of Bayeux tapestry fame?

if so, Vic. always felt sorry for Harold. good lad. knew his rugby
The Donald
Posted - 17 March 2017 16:23
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Judo by this line of reasoning - w/o William you would never had Victoria...
Pinkus
Posted - 17 March 2017 16:24
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He set up a team that's been unbeaten on home turf since 1066.
Twinkle twinkle little wang
Posted - 17 March 2017 16:26
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Yes Bam - Hrold famously had just won at Stamford Bridge which is about the best thing any man can do in my view
Obadiah Hakeswill
Posted - 17 March 2017 16:30
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A distinct ruling class, which spoke French and reserved all the best jobs for people of French origin. English relegated to the lower social classes - a form of racial separation that has been compared to the apartheid system. Marching against Northumberland, burning crops and destroying villages. A network of castles used to subjugate local populations.

Enslavement, devastation of the countryside, a refugee crisis, famine. If you mean Victoria did not do any of that then, yeah, you're probably right.
Finger Chrismouse
Posted - 17 March 2017 16:31
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Victoria
Twinkle twinkle little wang
Posted - 17 March 2017 16:32
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And the winner is....


QUEEN VICTORIA

HUZZAH!


i'm off for a pipe of opium and some evisceration down whitechapel way. Who's with me!?
Judy_Carter
Posted - 17 March 2017 16:33
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WHAT A CORKER OF A GAME. THANK YOU, WANG!

ALL HAIL THE EMPEROR WANG \ /
Twinkle twinkle little wang
Posted - 17 March 2017 16:35
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John of gaunt has just punched warwick right in the nose clive - norfolk is having to restrain him

Amazing scenes
Twinkle twinkle little wang
Posted - 17 March 2017 16:56
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Ps - it would have been Henry V for me clive

What's he that wishes so?
My cousin, Westmoreland? No, my fair cousin;
If we are mark'd to die, we are enow
To do our country loss; and if to live,
The fewer men, the greater share of honour.
God's will! I pray thee, wish not one man more.
By Jove, I am not covetous for gold,
Nor care I who doth feed upon my cost;
It yearns me not if men my garments wear;
Such outward things dwell not in my desires.
But if it be a sin to covet honour,
I am the most offending soul alive.
No, faith, my coz, wish not a man from England.
God's peace! I would not lose so great an honour
As one man more methinks would share from me
For the best hope I have. O, do not wish one more!
Rather proclaim it, Westmoreland, through my host,
That he which hath no stomach to this fight,
Let him depart; his passport shall be made,
And crowns for convoy put into his purse;
We would not die in that man's company
That fears his fellowship to die with us.
This day is call'd the feast of Crispian.
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam'd,
And rouse him at the name of Crispian.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say "To-morrow is Saint Crispian."
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars,
And say "These wounds I had on Crispin's day."
Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember, with advantages,
What feats he did that day. Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household wordsβ€”
Harry the King, Bedford and Exeter,
Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucesterβ€”
Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb'red.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be rememberèd-
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.
Queen E is voting LibDem
Posted - 17 March 2017 17:02
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Ah I had to go out....

Well done Queen Vicky
Spurius
Posted - 17 March 2017 17:05
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Never fails to make the hairs stand up, that speech. Better even than Al Pacino or big Jim Telfer.
Heffalump
Posted - 17 March 2017 17:21
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nice to see even that historic victory couldn't raise a smile on the stout old bag, clive
Twinkle twinkle little wang
Posted - 17 March 2017 17:26
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It goes to show Heff,band I think Starkey said this: "victoria is very much the ham and toastie of british monarchs"
Heffalump
Posted - 17 March 2017 17:32
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well she certainly looked like one, clive