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🐝 buzz
Posted - 11 January 2017 14:34
Shame there aren't any Dutch poshtersh who could give an inshight into thish shechshual practish.
Lib-Dem-Cyp-ree-en
Posted - 11 January 2017 14:42
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Only whilst changing a nappy...
Cofferdam
Posted - 11 January 2017 14:45
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anna - do elaborate
FondantFancies
Posted - 11 January 2017 14:48
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Only with an ex bf whilst in an actual shower because he needed a wee and thought it would be funny.
Lib-Dem-Cyp-ree-en
Posted - 11 January 2017 14:50
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The only thing worse than being pyssed off is being pyssed on.
Jethro is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 11 January 2017 14:56
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Did you piss on yourself or did your mum do it Anna?
Martian Law
Posted - 11 January 2017 15:00
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I always wondered whether the jellyfish thing was an urban myth
Jethro is voting Lib Dem
Posted - 11 January 2017 15:05
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Did it turn him on?
intheregions
Posted - 11 January 2017 15:05
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hmm, I'm now trying to work out if I'm FF's ex-bf
Cofferdam
Posted - 11 January 2017 15:08
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anna - re jellyfish and pee that was obvious from the friends' episode. You missed that one?
🐝 buzz
Posted - 11 January 2017 15:10
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I've tried it (my own pyss thank you very much) on a line of bluebottle stings. Couple of pints had a more significant effect.
YossarianFriday
Posted - 11 January 2017 15:13
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More into a chocolate fountain after some laxative.
Captain Mal
Posted - 11 January 2017 15:13
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And Bear Grylls. Which suggests either it is generally true or else he just wanted Scary Spice to piss on him.

FWIW fresh aloe vera does fvck all for jellyfish stings as well (thanks useless hotel person in Antigua).

Salt water and scraping is the official advice.
Lord Admiral Lib Dem
Posted - 11 January 2017 15:14
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Well Buzz, I hope your wife knows what you call her knockers. I know they are not massive, but "a line of bluebottle stings" - that's just mean
Saillaw
Posted - 11 January 2017 15:17
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I found that an antihistamine and beer took the edge off it last time I got stung.
FondantFancies
Posted - 11 January 2017 15:22
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Itr- if you're a chinny then you could be my ex bf
intheregions
Posted - 11 January 2017 15:39
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how very dare you FF!
old git roundabout
Posted - 11 January 2017 15:49
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hurt like buggery, eh
Martian Law
Posted - 11 January 2017 15:53
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Sounds to me like all this talk of stings is taking the piss
Merkz
Posted - 11 January 2017 16:28
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vinegar is ok for jellyfish stings - it's what lifeguards in the Med have

salt water if you haven't got any
Merkz
Posted - 11 January 2017 16:29
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i imagine that the uric acid in pee is too dilute to be that effective
🐝 buzz
Posted - 11 January 2017 16:31
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What Merkz said. If swimming off a beach where there may be jellyfish, be sure to pack a bottle of salt water with your swimmers and towel.
intheregions
Posted - 11 January 2017 16:36
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be sure salt water if you haven't got anyto pack a bottle of salt water

yes, because one would do well not to be caught without any salt water when swimming in the sea
Merkz
Posted - 11 January 2017 16:36
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i got stung in the face by a jellyfish a couple of years ago - swimming for training so head down, looked up to sight my mark and OH **** WHAT WAS THAT

sprayed in the face with vinegar - i smelled like a bag of chips

ofc if Anna had been there i'd have asked her if she wanted to do a Trump on me...
Twinkle twinkle little wang
Posted - 11 January 2017 16:54
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I am pretty sure I have only been pyssed on in the face by my own children. whether or not it was intended is moot.

When I got stung by a jellies noone offered to pyss on me.

Yeah yeah fck off serge
🐝 buzz
Posted - 11 January 2017 16:59
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Yes thank you ITR, I realised it wasn't my best gag ever but I had hoped it would at least be recognisable as a gag.
intheregions
Posted - 11 January 2017 17:09
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fair enuf buzz
🐝 buzz
Posted - 11 January 2017 17:09
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It was literally piss poor
intheregions
Posted - 11 January 2017 17:11
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you can have a sympathy heh for that one
aviator
Posted - 11 January 2017 17:34
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Vinegar for jelly fish stings.

As for the OP, no (other than by the kids when babies as per others above).
Taurus
Posted - 11 January 2017 21:32
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urine is a well-known home remedy for jellyfish stings

So is protein filled male jizz for better-looking healthy skin.
Taurus
Posted - 11 January 2017 22:26
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And why do you think that is?
Taurus
Posted - 11 January 2017 22:38
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What do you think they make all those beauty products and face creams from?
🐝 buzz
Posted - 11 January 2017 22:42
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Most roffers have a litre a week off take agreement with The Body Shop for example.
Cofferdam
Posted - 12 January 2017 05:55
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I didn't see the Friends episode, Coffers. Would it have saved me the bother?

More importantly it is a concern that you are not a Friends fan. Considers carefully whether to include Anna in the next dinner gathering
Twinkle twinkle little wang
Posted - 12 January 2017 10:28
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I think friends was decommissioned some years before anna was born coffs