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Thank you Hogan Lovells (and Crosstown)
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15 December 2017

A big shout out to the PR team at Hogan Lovells for sending this large box of chocolates to ROF Towers:


The gift has been very gratefully received, even if it is a little funereal in appearance. In this season of giving, we await a horse's head from KWM.

For any other firms wanting free publicity, the ROF team also likes Royal Beluga caviar, first growth left bank wine and the new PS4 Pro.

While we're thanking people, Crosstown sent us a box of doughnuts, out of the blue, nine months ago. On the Friday of the delivery, the ROF team was out of the office at a "meeting" (boozy lunch), and so we didn't get to sample the delicious-looking doughnuts until Monday. By which point, they had gone stale. So we threw them in the bin. And we never thanked Crosstown. Sorry. Please do feel free to resend more doughnuts.

The unacknowledged letter, used to scribble down telephone notes (redacted) by thoughtless journalists

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Celebrities who look like solicitors. Does your firm have lookalikes as good as these?
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05 December 2017

Lawyers and their dead ringers:

Van Eecke, DLA Piper ...
  ... and a surreal Jim Carrey / Lady Gaga gif.

   Frans Rossen, Horten Law Firm ...
  ... and a terrifying Willem Dafoe.

   Ian Cranston, Ince & Co ...
   ... and "I'm Chevy Chase ... and you're not".

   Patrick Murphy, Clyde & Co...
  ... and All Rise for Lee Ryan of Blue.

   Martijn Wilder, Baker & McKenzie...
... and Gnasher waits for the postman.

   Angus McBride, Kingsley Napley ...
  ... and Max "are you staring at my pint?" Branning.

Get in touch here if you know of a lookalike at your firm, or if you could pass for a sleb yourself.

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More legal lookalikes
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05 December 2017
Long-lost twins reunite in the latest gallery of legal lookalikes.
   Avi Luft. Cleary Gottlieb
  Louis Litt. Suits

   David Wallace Wilson. Schellenberg Wittmer
   Where's Wally?

   Dr Katalin Szamosi. SBGK
   Joan Collins

   Thomas Rozsa. Rozsa Law Group
   Silvio Berlusconi

  Jonathan Webb. Cook & Co
   A cleaning utensil

There's other mug shots of legal lookalikes here and here.

If you know of any doppelgangers of law, email

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Another spot outside Freshfields
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07 November 2017
After last month's visitor, looks like Freshfields has a new client:


Because these days who doesn't want to serve a vainglorious media mogul?

Vanity-plate-client-collector Jones Day will be seething again.

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Doppelgangers at same chambers
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25 October 2017

Seems that if you work for long enough at Terra Firma chambers, you'll end up looking like your colleagues:


Since when has working as a barrister been like owning a dog?

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Appropriately placed stories
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13 October 2017

As RollOnFriday uncovers the Weinsteins of law, it appears the BBC has come up with a good name for them:


The Beeb's article says:


Alternatively, fatbergs can be purified by checking in to a 5 star clinic in Malibu for hot stone therapy, refreshing cold press juices and meditation to an Enya playlist.
If there is a Harvey Fatberg at your firm, let RollOnFriday know.

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Parked outside Freshfields
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11 October 2017

 Looks like the new client has arrived.



Either that or they're about to annex the Polish Embassy up the road.

Jones Day will be jealous.

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Rubbish freebies for painful commute
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29 August 2017

To the sound of furious tutting across Surrey and Hampshire platforms, South-West Trains has been providing an arse-clenchingly bad service this month full of delays and cancellations while Waterloo station undergoes major works. This RollOnFriday reporter is caught up in the first-world transport chaos.

Parachuted in to deal with the crisis, South West Train's PR team has been busy trying to calm customers by reducing fares to reflect the upheaval by handing out unnecessary freebies. Cheery train staff at Waterloo have been dishing out ice-cream to trick our brains into thinking we're on a seaside holiday; but after the vanilla hit, reality kicks in and we remember we're on a bleak concourse, staring at a list of cancelled trains, and we shouldn't have stripped down to our speedos.

"It will have completely melted
by the time your train arrives"

The train company has also been arming commuters with bizarre survival packs. First, what appears to be a condom wrapper:

Severe delays and packed trains will allow strangers to get to know each other intimately by the time they reach Clapham

But on opening the packet:

A sugar rush to compensate for missing that interview or arriving late for a funeral


And in a wildly misconceived corporate idea, South-West trains is providing stranded commuters with the world's most boring set of Top Trumps. "STATION FACTS":

"Hi honey, I'm massively delayed and can't make Milo's first birthday. On the plus side, I have Brockenhurst which is one of the top cards for platforms"


Although an accurate card should probably look like this:


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Mishcon lawyers wangle free booze for mouse sighting: times are tight
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29 August 2017

Mishcon De Reya lawyers have been accused of using London's vermin to score free drinks. Some have queried whether the mouse they claim to have spotted was even real.

The Mishcon group, which included a qualified solicitor and a trainee, fell into Haz bar on Foster Lane after work earlier this month. The "very merry" band ordered some wine, and while the drinks were "cheap", said a witness, "a couple of them are trainees so on very little money" (£38,000). Which may explain why one of the women returned to the bar and said she had seen a mouse on the other side of the room, then demanded that their drinks should be free as compensation. When a suspicious customer asked who she was, she "totally kept her gaze" on the waitress, said a source, "even leaning over the bar to get closer to her", and replied that she was a litigation lawyer at Mishcon.

Suitably impressed, the waitress crumpled and the woman "went back to the table and celebrated the fact" that "she had got more drinks free". But, said a source, the lighting, "is so low in there I'm not sure how they would have even seen a mouse when they were sat around 30 feet away". Staff and at least one customer hunted for the mouse, but it "was nowhere to be found".

Haz & pals


A Tripadvisor review for Haz does note a mouse sighting ("One of the girls squeaked as she noticed a mouse was wandering around below the table").

RollOnFriday contacted one of the Mishcon group for comment, who confirmed that "we ordered a bottle of wine and halfway through the bottle my colleague and I definitely saw a mouse running underneath the tables to the left of me, in fact I jumped at it! My friend went up to the bar and complained and they were super nice and gave us three free glasses of wine, which we didn't complain about."

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Exclusive: Bungling Daily Mail confuses lawyer with face-tattooed gang member
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02 August 2017
The Daily Mail has confused a lawyer with a face-tattooed motorbike gang member.

The strange mistake was made in a story about New Zealand lawyer Steven Welch Rollo, who was recently convicted of possessing methamphetamine. One of Rollo's former clients was Dennis Makalio, a heavily tattooed Kiwi gang member of the 'Mongrel Mob'.

And that was all it took for the Daily Mail to produce an exciting story about a "face-tattoed bikie lawyer":


The Mail's reporter made her claims about the state of Rollo's face on the basis of a photograph which has been used to illustrate other stories about the lawyer's meth downfall. On the left, it depicts an addled-looking gentleman sporting a Mohawk-mullet combo who is wearing a well-used camo vest and has a face full of tattoos. On the right, a man in a suit.


Rollo is of course the man who doesn't look like he's wandered out of Mad Max.

To be fair to the Daily Mail, these mistakes can happen when you're under pressure to knock out 25,000 click-bait articles a day. Or maybe the Mail's lawyers have led the journalist to make assumptions.
The Daily Mail's legal team arrive at the office. How they look?


For an accurate account of the story, here's RoF's take.

For any lawyers who actually do have a massive face tattoo, various options are available.

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