The RollOnFriday Poetry Contest 2012
, the most talked about prize-less competition in all of law, has hit a new high this week. After many spectacular entries
from across the profession, crusading lawyer, novellist, poet and generally thorn in Allen & Overy's side Deidre Clark (AKA Deidre Dare) has submitted an entry.
Readers will remember the long running Dare v A&O saga
. La Dare recently won a crushing victory
in New York against her former employer and celebrated with an astonishing on-camera dance. And now, a new Homeric epic to further commemorate the occasion. Although a warning before you read it - the poem contains language and allusions those of a sensitive nature may find upsetting.
The Luscious Lawyer spreads her legs,
On a diet, she eats only eggs
Contemplating A&O's Witch Hunt,
She assumes the partner loved her C*nt
Firing someone you screwed,
Only makes A&O lawless and lewd
A&O can rally behind him,
This will only cause them chagrin.
Jeez. Now wipe the tears from your eyes and write us your own poem. Here's where to submit it.