Vote up! 0 Vote down! 8 I still think my iPhone 15 charges too slowly. Vote up! 0 Vote down! 4 My plumber hasn't yet set my pool up for the summer. Vote up! 2 Vote down! 4 My complimentary iPhone 16 "high rollas / early adoptas edition" is delayed until Tuesday. Vote up! 0 Vote down! 5 my builder can't come to adapt my garage to fit all my bikes and my 911 until August Vote up! 5 Vote down! 4 I piled into Starbucks and silver and am now living in an abandoned Debenhams Vote up! 0 Vote down! 6 The spring has gone in my dishwasher door so you have to open it and lower it manually all the way. Vote up! 0 Vote down! 7 I still feel a bit self conscious checking in at First. Vote up! 0 Vote down! 8 Royalty ejaculates prematurely Vote up! 0 Vote down! 5 Doctor still needs to use his finger to check my prostate. Vote up! 0 Vote down! 6 My microneedle and plump up solution from Trinny London has given me spots and not the fresh complexion I was promised. Vote up! 0 Vote down! 6 I got a 5 bed detached house in the commuter belt and its valued less than my flat in London Vote up! 0 Vote down! 5 I feel guilty about asking our receptionist whether there’s any chance she might see her way to getting in some soya milk for the office kitchen Vote up! 0 Vote down! 5 My financial advisor proposed a portfolio with too many holdings for it to be simple to balance. Vote up! 0 Vote down! 5 I am getting slight pain on top of my left foot after jogging Vote up! 0 Vote down! 6 My mortgage fixer ends in November Vote up! 0 Vote down! 4 After Apple rose 6% last night I don't know whether to take profits. Vote up! 1 Vote down! 4 I’ve gained a stone from too many marketing lunches and view high-end restaurants purely as a place to do business at no personal cost whatsoever. Vote up! 3 Vote down! 3 I have about half a million airmiles and this is the THIRD time this year I have been on a longhaul trip with no upgrades to first available. Vote up! 0 Vote down! 6 People here resent my wealth. Vote up! 2 Vote down! 2 My valet and my butler are both vying for the affection of my housekeeper. The sexual rivalry/jealousy means that no one is properly doing their job. Vote up! 0 Vote down! 5 Heh @ pp Vote up! 0 Vote down! 2 They're taking the printer from my room at work so I'll have to walk to the corridor to print stuff. Vote up! 1 Vote down! 2 I keep tripping over my schlong Vote up! 0 Vote down! 6 Bloody work increased my pension contribution so I go over the annual allowance Vote up! 0 Vote down! 4 My heated steering wheel has stopped heating. Vote up! 0 Vote down! 2 I need a new electric toothbrush Vote up! 0 Vote down! 3 My house is so large that when I make shreddies in my vast well-appointed kitchen they soggy by the time I get it to my home office. Vote up! 0 Vote down! 2 But Shreddies are best soggy... Vote up! 0 Vote down! 2 The automatic steering wheel height adjuster on my LWB A8 (shifts up to facilitate entry)* has stopped working. *Block that metaphor Refresh Back to board Join the discussion Login Register
Vote up! 2 Vote down! 4 My complimentary iPhone 16 "high rollas / early adoptas edition" is delayed until Tuesday.
Vote up! 0 Vote down! 5 my builder can't come to adapt my garage to fit all my bikes and my 911 until August
Vote up! 5 Vote down! 4 I piled into Starbucks and silver and am now living in an abandoned Debenhams
Vote up! 0 Vote down! 6 The spring has gone in my dishwasher door so you have to open it and lower it manually all the way.
Vote up! 0 Vote down! 6 My microneedle and plump up solution from Trinny London has given me spots and not the fresh complexion I was promised.
Vote up! 0 Vote down! 6 I got a 5 bed detached house in the commuter belt and its valued less than my flat in London
Vote up! 0 Vote down! 5 I feel guilty about asking our receptionist whether there’s any chance she might see her way to getting in some soya milk for the office kitchen
Vote up! 0 Vote down! 5 My financial advisor proposed a portfolio with too many holdings for it to be simple to balance.
Vote up! 1 Vote down! 4 I’ve gained a stone from too many marketing lunches and view high-end restaurants purely as a place to do business at no personal cost whatsoever.
Vote up! 3 Vote down! 3 I have about half a million airmiles and this is the THIRD time this year I have been on a longhaul trip with no upgrades to first available.
Vote up! 2 Vote down! 2 My valet and my butler are both vying for the affection of my housekeeper. The sexual rivalry/jealousy means that no one is properly doing their job.
Vote up! 0 Vote down! 2 They're taking the printer from my room at work so I'll have to walk to the corridor to print stuff.
Vote up! 0 Vote down! 6 Bloody work increased my pension contribution so I go over the annual allowance
Vote up! 0 Vote down! 3 My house is so large that when I make shreddies in my vast well-appointed kitchen they soggy by the time I get it to my home office.
Vote up! 0 Vote down! 2 The automatic steering wheel height adjuster on my LWB A8 (shifts up to facilitate entry)* has stopped working. *Block that metaphor
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My plumber hasn't yet set my pool up for the summer.
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My complimentary iPhone 16 "high rollas / early adoptas edition" is delayed until Tuesday.
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my builder can't come to adapt my garage to fit all my bikes and my 911 until August
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I piled into Starbucks and silver and am now living in an abandoned Debenhams
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The spring has gone in my dishwasher door so you have to open it and lower it manually all the way.
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I still feel a bit self conscious checking in at First.
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Royalty ejaculates prematurely
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Doctor still needs to use his finger to check my prostate.
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My microneedle and plump up solution from Trinny London has given me spots and not the fresh complexion I was promised.
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I got a 5 bed detached house in the commuter belt and its valued less than my flat in London
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I feel guilty about asking our receptionist whether there’s any chance she might see her way to getting in some soya milk for the office kitchen
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My financial advisor proposed a portfolio with too many holdings for it to be simple to balance.
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I am getting slight pain on top of my left foot after jogging
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My mortgage fixer ends in November
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After Apple rose 6% last night I don't know whether to take profits.
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I’ve gained a stone from too many marketing lunches and view high-end restaurants purely as a place to do business at no personal cost whatsoever.
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I have about half a million airmiles and this is the THIRD time this year I have been on a longhaul trip with no upgrades to first available.
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People here resent my wealth.
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My valet and my butler are both vying for the affection of my housekeeper. The sexual rivalry/jealousy means that no one is properly doing their job.
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Heh @ pp
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They're taking the printer from my room at work so I'll have to walk to the corridor to print stuff.
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I keep tripping over my schlong
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Bloody work increased my pension contribution so I go over the annual allowance
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My heated steering wheel has stopped heating.
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I need a new electric toothbrush
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My house is so large that when I make shreddies in my vast well-appointed kitchen they soggy by the time I get it to my home office.
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But Shreddies are best soggy...
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The automatic steering wheel height adjuster on my LWB A8 (shifts up to facilitate entry)* has stopped working.
*Block that metaphor
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