Moonraker as: 1. n. One who is prone to scratch their ringpiece. 2. n. Space-based James Bond film in which, for the purposes of a particularly off-colour Christmas afternoon, a weightless Roger Moore apparently attempting to thumb in a slacky after already losing his mess up a scientist named to imply she enjoys puffing on a Whitehouse cigar; and
Blofeld as: n. a biddy fiddler, mothball diver, tomb raider, OAP-dophile or granny magent. named after the erstwhile James Bond villain in honour of his habit of "stroking a white pussy".
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GILF
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Bean Connery
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Mean Connery
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Get yourself a Dick Shonnery.
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Pierce bro's nan
(I'm taking liberties with the instruction)
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Stan Connery
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Bob Holiness
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Can I have a See please Bob.
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David Nivea
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Timothy Malton.
T’name’s Bond.
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Dougal Craig
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Timothy Doltan
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With some license on the OP:
“The Guy who loved Me”
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you have broken two rules the Iam, not acceptable.
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"Licence to Rim"?
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Broke Bond
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Okay I’ll play fair:
“Fierce Brosnan”
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Barclays Plc 5.2 per aunt 05/12/2026
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Lasildon
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Bonded whorehouse
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4.25% gits due 2027
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James Bone
James Bono
James Bong
James Bonk
James Bonn
Name's Bond
Fames Bond
Lames Bond
Sames Bond
Tames Bond
Toger Moore (pronounced Todger)
Doger Moore (dodger)
Loger (lodger)
Wodger Moore
Dean Connery
Lean Connery
Seal Connery
Seat Connery
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Roger Moose
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Rimothy Dalton
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Sean Lollery
George Lolzenby
Lolger Moore
Timothy Lolton
Pierce Lolsnan
Danlol Craig
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sven has broken the rules. lol him
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Guilts
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Or if we can do villains: Paws
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for reference, Profanisaurus has:
Moonraker as: 1. n. One who is prone to scratch their ringpiece. 2. n. Space-based James Bond film in which, for the purposes of a particularly off-colour Christmas afternoon, a weightless Roger Moore apparently attempting to thumb in a slacky after already losing his mess up a scientist named to imply she enjoys puffing on a Whitehouse cigar; and
Blofeld as: n. a biddy fiddler, mothball diver, tomb raider, OAP-dophile or granny magent. named after the erstwhile James Bond villain in honour of his habit of "stroking a white pussy".
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